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Jesús is obscuring His face in His own selfie because He believes it’s still against the church to recreate the work of God in art. Or He doesn’t know Him-selfie. Either way, He’s an idiot, bless him, who thinks “a lot” is one word. Praise Jesús!
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Jamie Foxx makes even the worst Tinder profiles sound charming…
Ha! I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan but this was a cute idea. And they really did pick a lot of the worst of tinder.
Worst of Tinder, Girls Edition, pt oh god
The one with the disapproving grandma had that picture repeated 2x for good measure.
Also, is that a “Self-ie”?
So this just happened…
Because this just happened.
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Deleting my tinder
Not even his beard is Tutting as hard as I am. And even if an ancient Egyptian facial hair-dildo titilated me (despite looking like a biohazard), my intelligence is a little insulted by that failure of an optical illusion. That’s not your jawline, dude.
Let me guess--you got a BS in Checking yer Privilege with a minor in Humilities.
Men are like dogs--sexy.
hey u know what’s really funny is when like you pose next to something you want a picture of, cause you want a picture of it but like you need it to b unique, u kno? so then you get in the picture and do the exact same pose! Cause copying the thing you want a photo of the exact same way everyone else does makes it unique, cause it’s u!
But props to him if he seriously knows Barbarella though
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I just crapped myself to death. In a bad way.
This one is literally, figuratively cocky! I understand that formalities are just fluff, that sex is the elephant in the room, but this is more than just a bit crude—it’s unclever. I suppose he thinks he’s not just god’s gift to women, but god’s gift to… well, man! Unpardonable!
Doesn't his selfie Snapchat screencap titillate you?
"Both of these dogs are named Future Snack!" --Daniel Dodecahedron blackblackgold
Now THAT is a shit-eating grin! Something tells me this guy loves giving rim jobs.
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I actually think this is among the best of Tinder. The brazenness of his macho stance, enhanced by his six-pack glistening in the sun just above an ambiguously sensual pants-bulge in front of a power plant effectively encapsulates everything about our patriarchal culture today. I believe irony or self-awareness to be a valid read on the photo, because the next one is of him in a tutu.
Kudos to our brauny bro on not taking himself too seriously.
