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even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

“Sometimes I forget my middle name.”

“We will be the undisputed top bitches in this town.”

“Fashion has no gender.”

“Life’s just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don’t get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.”

“I have compulsive need to crush other people’s dreams.”

“How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?”

“Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor.”

“A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.”

“My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”

“You know my coffee order?”

“You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.”

“Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look.”

“I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”

“You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty.”

“I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”

“I counted the number of times you smiled at me, I died on the days you didn’t.”

“Being part of something special makes you special, right?”

“I’m so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.”

“We all know that I’m more popular than _____, and I dress better than her.”

“Just because I hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me, too.”

“You have a very cruel sense of humor.”

“Someone should lick it, just in case.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t do this.”

“My feet are sweating.”

“You’re an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?”

“Look, we’re gonna break your neck so you don’t feel a thing. How’s that?”

“For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.”

“I don’t eat junk food.”

“Why did you do that? You could’ve died trying to save me.”

“I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much.”

“Stop it, you’re scaring him!”

“Modern architecture. It’ll never last.”

“Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.”

“Whoo, yeah! Who’s up for round two?”

“Ah, you know me, I’m too lazy to hold a grudge.”

“Thank you. From now on, I’m gonna call you _____…”

“_____, spit that out. You don’t know where it’s been.”

“You two are a bit of an odd couple.”

“Hey! Do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road!”

“I wish I could jump like that.”

“Hold my pie — hold it or wear it!”

“I am sorry for this misunderstanding.”

“You’re lucky I can’t breathe, I’d walk all up and down your ass.”

“I am sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.”

“Why would you kill yourself?”

“For the coffee? Sugar? … Oh, you thought I was calling you sugar! No, you’re not that rich.”

“I’m sorry, are you being funny?”

“You have great posture, see, you stand really straight and I’m… slouching.”

“You know what they say: laws are made to be broken.”

“Does thinking you’re the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? Because if it does, maybe I am.”

“My father tried to teach me human emotions… they are difficult.”

“Maybe it was something I did. Did I do something?”

“You have to do what someone asks you to do? Don’t you… if you love them?”

“Alright, that’s it. Do you want me to call your grandmother? Because I will you know.”

“Look, I understand you’ve experienced a loss, but this relationship just can’t work. I mean, you’re a cat, I’m black, and I’m not going to be hurt again.”

“I have a cat in my trunk, and he’s homeless.”

“You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!”

“The problem is I do care.”

“If you find out what is wrong with me, can you fix me?”

“I think it would be better not to die.”

“What is it that you dream?”

“I’d hope you would come to think of me as your friend.”

“We all have a purpose.”

“[sneezes] I’m sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”

“Random segments of code… or is it something more?”

“You know somehow, I told you so, just didn’t quite say it.”

“Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?”

“I assume we’ll discuss what just happened later.”

“I am uncomfortable with heights.”

“Save her! Save the girl!”

“Does this make us friends?”

“Is anybody going to listen to my story?” 

“Hold me tight.”

“Tell me I’m the only one.”

“It’s you.”

“Who will take me out next week?”

“Sometimes I feel like you’re not telling me everything.”

“While I’m away, I’ll write home every day.”

“And when I touch you I feel happy inside.”

“How’d you track me down?”

“I didn’t come here to derail your life.”

“Would you stand up and walk out on me?”

“I get by with a little help from my friends.”

“Does it worry you to be alone?”

“Do you need anybody?”

“I need someone to love.”

“Could it be anybody?”

“It won’t be long, yeah.”

“Since you left me, I’m so alone.”

“Those lectures can fry your brains.”

“I am not cut out for this collegiate crap.”

“Heard you jumped ship.”

“What are you going to do if you don’t go back to college?”

“She’s got a boyfriend.”

“Out all night, slept all day.”

“You look clean cut. Then again, could’ve murdered your granny with a hammer.”

“Hello, hello. Who are you?”

“Where’d she come from?”

“She came in through the bathroom window.”

“I don’t sleep with them anymore.”

“I only got off the train three hours ago.”

“I’m a cross-dressing, homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.”

“So like, learn French. Learn French or die.”

“You know, uh, red, juicy, sexy.”

“We’re in the middle of a revolution.”

“You don’t think it’s worth trying?!”

“Well, you know, we all wanna’ change the world.”

“But when you talk about destruction. You know that you can count me out.”

“You ain’t gonna’ make it with anyone, anyhow.”

“Don’t hurt him!”

“What is the matter with you? Why would you do that?”

“What was the name?”

“Happiness is a warm gun.”

“Does she know?”

“Shit, we’re late!”

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”