Robots Doing Things And Each Other (18+)

looks into the distance. minimus being tied up and gagged and put in the corner while his partner fucks his empty armour instead. nods sagely

was inspired into the thought 'technically rodimus should not be fucking drift bc he is a subordinate, however drift has made the stupidest 'it doesn’t count as sex if it's oral/anal/we don't come' imaginable arguments succesfully so this is the way he reassures rodimus there is a loophole' and i can't stop laughing at the idea drift is like. i cannot work out if it's worse if he knows it's bullshit but agrees anyway, or if he actually believes it Doesn't Count if he edges or something.

rodimus will later try this on with minimus however minimus gives him a thirty minute lecture on the legal intricacies of the definition of 'sex' instead of agreeing to let rodimus eat him out. sad

The coming biotechnology revolution will produce entirely new kinds of penises I hope. Not to say the ones we have now aren't great (I'm entertained) but the last time I was truly startled and impressed by a penis was the first time I saw a Prince Albert piercing. On a chode, too! Really impressive, really unique, well formed, etc. I asked him how he peed and I can't remember if he said he took it out or if he just kinda sat down every time. But every penis I've seen since has been like. Well they're nice but I've just not been shocked, yk? I want someone to pull down their (obviously, many women will also opt for penises, just out of boredom and interest and besides the existence of trans people means we'll be pretty good at making and removing orifices, after the biotechnology revolution there will be a long debate over which kinds of penis enhancements are masculine and which kinds are feminine, in the same way there'll be a lot of influencers yelling at men for keeping feminine beards) pants and show off something that's just straight up shocking, I want to be confused, I want to look at a dick and not entirely understand what to do with it. Like right now it's trivial yk? I want to see incomprehensible balls and shafts that seemingly defy geometrical intuition. Not knots like the furry porn kind but like Gordian. Encounters with penises should be stimulating not just sexually but also intellectually. The sensorium today is simply too limited. Onward and upward, taught to dance wrong side out, ad astra per aspirin, etc, etc.

do y'all think cybertronians eroticize being towed. like imagine, it's punishment for being naughty, then a big sexy tow truck hitches onto them and lifts them into their bed and takes them away for being bad. i feel like that'd be hot to a transformer yk. much to think about

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

Trying to write sex scenes is so aggravating because honestly describing sex is pretty boring. It's mostly just people putting bits of themselves on or inside other people's bits so you run into a lot of "they walked to another room" type problems where you can get caught up in just describing where everyone's limbs and shit are. What really makes smut interesting and hot, in my opinion at least, is sensory description but that's also hard because you'll be sitting there trying to find a new way to say "they were feeling sexual pleasure and it felt pretty good". Then you also have to figure out how to write dialogue that doesn't sound completely ridiculous and hackneyed. Really makes you want to just write "they boned down real good and it was totally hot trust me, it was definitely the kind of thing you'd want to jerk your shit to," and have done with it.