don't ask me what i'm doing with my life i'll cry

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

text: doing stuff is so hard shout out to anyone who has done anything

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that

Wake up new astrology lore just dropped.

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.