Webkinz Are For The Gays™️

Totally didn't go the Cookie Monster route on this one. Nope. I just got a Midnight Monster whom I have dubbed Ickbarr Bigelsteine.

"Chudga Bugs" Mouse Munch (If you know what Puppy Chow is, it's that, but with rice crispy cereal instead of chex)

"Blueberry Parfait" Peanut Butter Yogurt Parfait with Mini Pretzels (The Webkinz recipe contained peanuts, so I included one with peanut butter. Of course you can always make one without)

"Veggie Dip" Easy Veggie Dip (The vegetables you eat with this will help give you the nutrients that the rest of these recipes are lacking. Maybe)

"Kablookie Sandwich" Cookie Monster Cookies (This recipe doesn't have dye, gluten, nuts or eggs, and is vegetarian; but they give some instruction for regular flour and butter. You could also make cookies and stick some kiwi slices and blueberries between them, but I feel like that would be kinda soggy)

"Sweet Echocoa" Graveyard Gravel Fudge (Fudge rolled into little pebbles and covered in powdered sugar and cocoa powdered. cmon I know you want to eat rocks)

"Webkinz Cookie Tornado" Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Blizzard (The dough is made here; it doesn't have egg and the flour should be heat treated first, to reduce risk of illness from raw flour. If you are susceptible to illness I'd take caution)

Pet Specific "Musty Mushrooms" Peeping Mushroom Pasta (You have to arrange the pasta upright in whatever containers you are cooking in, then stick little thin mushrooms in there. On one hand, it looks adorably weird. On the other hand, it reminds me too much of Runners (DO NOT SEARCH)

Part 1 Dreamy Sheep

Part 2 Pink Poodle