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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

cocteau twins is for cool girls

eye contact with someone you find attractive is so ungodly like you have no idea what you've done to me you bastard

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

the thing with messaging people is im scared that we’ll stop talking or it’ll be awkward and then i feel like our relationship is officially tainted forever and you hate me because i don’t know how to hold a conversation