The desires of a wannabe baby girl

🩷👑𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕!👑🩷

Tummy time 🐘🤍

It's Not Funny Teddy...

Uh! Ya know Teddy, you haven't been using your fair share of diapers. I mean look at them all, and they keep getting restocked! Sure, you're wearing one now, but you're practically dry all the time while I'm always up on the table getting mine changed. It's not fair!

So, I need you to start pulling your weight here buddy. You're supposed to help me split the supply. But, I'm the one using most of them. I'm going through them like crazy. And the more I wear them the easier they are to use. And that just earns me more diapers… It's a vicious cycle.

A total sucker for a nose boop......

Onesies

Naps

Soft blankets

Bottles

Cuddles

Pacis

Soft foods

Nonverbal pouting

Rattles

Play mats

Toddler Things

Sippy cups

Clingy

Toys

Dino chicken nuggets

Stuffies

Playful

Fussy

Coloring

Bubble baths

Kid Things

Trips to the park

More independent!

Hyper

Big kid cups

Mac n cheese

Dressup

Chores

Dolls/action figures

Yes! I do have a daddy 🤭 I also have a mommy 💞

She actually used to be a big girl. Didn’t even need to sleep with a stuffie, can you imagine that? But now… well now bedtime was a tad different. She needed to hug her huge Simba when drifting off to sleep. She also needed her pacifier. Bobbing up and down, soothing her. She needed her diapers. Though, independent and sophisticated, as she had been all her life, she was now a certified bedwetter. She absolutely could not wake up dry. Not sure if she could tell the difference at this point, anyway. She also needed Daddy. She held his fingers as he told her a story. To him, it felt like a light squeeze. Of course, to her, she was squeezing with all her strength. He dressed her up in cute PJs like this onesie. And every night, very importantly, he gave her a goodnight kiss on her forehead, turned off the lights aside from the night light that she now needed, and left the door half-closed until he would go to bed himself a couple of hours later.

Photo credit: @letsbebabies

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