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โI-I don't think ๐ค I'm ready โ ๐ for this, Ajit-chan," ๐จ๐พ said The Internet, ๐ watching with teary ๐ข eyes as the chairman ๐จ๐พโโ๏ธ of the Federal Communications Commission, Ajit Pai, ๐จ๐พ slowly unzipped ๐ค his khaki ๐ joggers.
"Oh, ๐ค Internet-kun," ๐คค Ajit ๐จ๐พ moaned. "You have no ๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ idea ๐ก how long ๐ I've waited for this. You ๐ wouldn't want me to be disappointed, ๐ก would you?"
His eyes ๐ crawled hungrily ๐คค over The Internet's sopping ๐ฆ wet routers. ๐ณ He moved in closer, ๐ gripping โ๐พ it from behind with his thickly ๐ muscled ๐ช๐พ arms.
The Internet wept ๐ช softly. Tears ๐ญ were streaming down the trembling ๐ค surface ๐ of its code. "N-no, Ajitโฆ ๐จ๐พ I would neverโฆ" ๐โโ๏ธ
"Good," Ajit hissed, ๐ running his tongue ๐ up The Internet's delicate, exposed ๐ณ terminals. "I just want you all ๐ to myself, ๐จ๐พ Internet-kun. I don't want anyone else to have you."
The Internet shivered โ๏ธ in disgust. ๐คข๐คฎ It weakly ๐ค tried to shove Ajit ๐จ๐พ off of its body.
"I don't want this, Ajit-chan! I don't want to be fucked ๐๐พ๐ by you! If this was a healthy ๐ relationship, you would stop ๐ pressuring me ๐ and respect my decision for once." โ๏ธ
Ajit stepped ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ back, โฌ ๏ธ appalled. ๐ง His grotesquely ๐คซ swollen seven-incher ๐ protruded like a livid, sexual mushroom ๐ out the front of his trousers. ๐
"Don't you dare speak ๐ฃ that way to me, you cheeky ๐ fuck!" Ajit ๐จ๐พ spat. "You think I give two shits ๐ฉ what you want? I'll fuck ๐ฅ๐ฉ you whenever I damn well feel like it. Now, spread ๐ค๐๐ค your servers for me ๐จ๐พ like the good little whore ๐ฉ you are."
"Ajit-chan, ๐จ๐พ y-you're scaring ๐ฑ me..." The Internet stood for a moment in a stunned, ๐จ tearful ๐ข silence. ๐ท
Consumed by a sudden ๐ณ burst of rage, ๐คฌ Ajit ๐จ๐พ roared, ๐ฆ seized The Internet, ๐ and thrust it up against ๐ซ the wall.
"Oh, you're really ๐คซ gonna get fucked ๐๐ now, you mouthy ๐ค slut," he growled. ๐บ
Ignoring The Internet's ๐ cries ๐ญ of protest, he forced ๐ฒ his hideous, bloated man-meat ๐ฅฉ into the tender ๐ folds of its ISPs.
"Ajit-chan, ๐จ๐พ stop- โ y-you're hurting ๐ช me-"
The Internet sobbed ๐ญ and struggled, ๐ฉ but Ajit ๐จ๐พ pinned it down beneath his hulking, muscular ๐ช๐พ frame.
"Stop fighting ๐ฅ me, you delectable ๐ little teaseโฆ I just want that sweet, ๐ญ sweet, ๐ฌ free-market economy ๐ต of yoursโฆ"
He pumped โ๐พ his choad ๐ violently ๐ซ in and out of The Internet, ๐ his ears ๐๐พ deaf to its anguished wails. ๐ญ After fucking The Internet ๐ for what seemed like hours, Ajit ๐จ๐พ shot ๐ซ his sperm ๐ฆ๐ฆ inside it with a bestial ๐ฏ bellow. The thick slime ๐คข of his climax ๐คค began to dry ๐ inside The Internet, ๐ clotting and coagulating in its bandwidth.
"Oh, fuckโฆ ๐ Internet-kunโฆ"
Ajit ๐จ๐พ pulled out of The Internet ๐ with a guttural groan. ๐คค The Internet slid to the floor and huddled ๐ถ there, broken and defiled. ๐๐ฃ It could feel Ajit's ๐จ๐พ semen ๐ฆ gunking up its websites, slowing ๐ them down selectively for anyone who didn't ๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ have the money ๐ต to get past an overpriced ๐ฐ paywall. โ
"W-why, Ajit-chanโฆ why would you do this to meโฆ"
Ajit ๐จ๐พ grinned ๐ despicably, flashing ๐ his gigantic ๐ณ teeth. ๐ "Sometimes I just can't help myself, Internet-kun. You know I love ๐โค๏ธ to take what I want." ๐ค
He ๐จ๐พ took slow, deliberate strides ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ towards The Internet ๐ until his shadow loomed ๐จ over it. His shrivelling cock ๐ dangled ๐ above it, like an insidious ๐บ chandelier. ๐ก
"I've got you all ๐ to myself, The Internet," he gloated. "Everything you ๐ are ๐คซ belongs to me, and no one โ๏ธ else."