𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰. . .

OH SHIT OH SHIT plays in the background.

* ❛ go to your room. ❜

———- “ BONE DADDY?? DOES THAT MEAN WE’VE ALREADY REACHED THE FRIEND ZONE?? WOWIE, I DON’T EVEN NEED THE DATING HANDBOOK ANYMORE!! BUT… AS FOR THIS… CHILD… WHAT SHALL WE DO??!! ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO BE THE FATHER?? NYEH!! “

  * ❛ yeah that is exactly what I am saying.... i want to be here for the little thing. help make it grow up into a strong guard.. like you are. so pap let me be your bone daddy. we can make the baby happy. ❜

      “Fuck”

   [ disapproves. ]

      “I’m a literally just a tiny bit younger than you.”

* ❛ heh yea. ❜

———- “ HOW CAN I BE A MOTHER WITHOUT ANOTHER PARENT BY MY SIDE?? THE GREAT PAPYRUS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH PARENTING!! NYEH!! “

   * ❛ is this your way of asking me to be your bone daddy?      because I will totally accept this offer. do we need to      sign papers. ❜

      “Oh my God Papyrus that is unnecessary I’m not a child!”

* ❛ huh really? ❜

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      “I didn’t say I was gonna swear!”

* ❛ okay if you do though swear jars will be added. ❜