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Just had the fucking funniest thought ever what if Twilight was written by Stephen King.
You just know his ass would go through INSANE detail about Jasper's whole... Civil War Thing.
How it feels trying to watch Twilight without constantly interrupting with a stupid little fact
Everyday I'm saddened by the fact that Stephanie never did a Halloween party in the books💔💔 tell me what you guys think the Cullens and Bella would do for costumes plss
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What did we think about Bella's "gift" when she turned into a vampire? I think it was like a mental blockage that protects anyone she wishes it to.
Do you guys think Stephanie Myers should've gone with something else, or no power at all? Or did you think it fit Bella?
In another universe Stephanie Myers wouldn't be afraid to have Edward be right about Bella getting bored of him if she became a vampire. Imagine an epilogue in Breaking Dawn where they're divorced and have shared custody of Renessme. I think that'd be funny
New twilight au called "Morning" . Tell me what you think chat
So basically everything is the same except the entire personalities are FLIPPED
Bella Swan is your stereotypical girl from Arizona. She's tan, lively, athletic, into all things feminine and very extroverted.
Edward Cullen is pretentious, haughty, a womanizer and an absolute playboy. (If anybody mentions 50 shades of Grey nobody will find your body)
Emmett Cullen is quiet, introspective, almost shy, and clings to his girlfriend Rosalie, like glue.
Rosalie Hale is the sweetest, kindest, most loveliest girl you'll ever meet. She's the nicest to Bella and is fascinated by this human potentially joining their coven <3
Jasper Hale is just like his "twin sister"; not intimidating at all, if anything, he's the type of guy you could trust with your life right off the bat. He's silly, always in a good mood, and seems to radiate friendliness. Also he was not in the Confederacy because I say so ❤️
Alice Cullen is like her telepathic "brother" in many ways. She's standoffish, smarmy, a bit of a snob, and an evil girlboss. She finds Bella to be boring and unbefitting of mingling with vampires. Wants nothing to do with her.
What do we think u guys. Feel free to add more to my new au down below
What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the
I hate Stephanie Myers as much as everyone else but like. she kinda popped off with how vampires are seen....
It's so interesting to me that (obviously), they're all immensely beautiful and gorgeous and have literally no flaws. Smooth skin, lean figures, and (the cullens at least) never have even a single strand of hair out of place. It's common to see this type of stuff in other fiction, but it's not even mentioned, it's viewed as normal!! Like when people draw 13 year old anime girls as literal models.
But in the Twilight universe, people are mesmerized by it at first.. then they're creeped out. In Breaking Dawn, when Bella turns into a vampire, she doesn't see her reflection as HER; it's completely and utterly unrecognizable.
might be clipped wrong but the paragraph ↓
"Who was she? At first glance, I couldn’t find my face anywhere in the smooth, perfect planes of her features. And her eyes! Though I’d known to expect them, her eyes still sent a thrill of terror through me. All the while I studied and reacted, her face was perfectly composed, a carving of a goddess, showing nothing of the turmoil roiling inside me. And then her full lips moved. “The eyes?” I whispered, unwilling to say my eyes. “How long?""
And if you've read Midnight Sun, most people are (rightfully) disturbed by the cullens even more. It's stated that Rosalie is like a goddess among mortals, but to the point it's almost disturbing. Whenever Edward smiles, his lips pull back far too much and it's terrifying. They're all super uncanny, and everyone in Forks seems to recognize this, just a teeny bit.
And the fact they literally glitter and shine when revealed to the sun; it's like. wow. I had no idea that was something you could do and add to a species of character that already seemed pretty scary.
Anyway lowkey just wanted to rant about this but um. yeah. Share your thoughts if you want!! A small part of me thinks Stephanie should've added more horror to the creatures literally stalking Bella.

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Twilight tweets heh . Smokes fat blunt
Reading Midnight Sun and every time Edward speaks about his "monster" i be giggling
brah thinks he's Dracula 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😂