Swagalaggin

swords just… aren’t naturally “wooshy” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the noise, Susan. That’s why I add the noise. Susan

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen.