Lion in a room full of vultures

It’s called having pets. You should try it sometime.

Fool, I have a DOG.

Uh huh.

He’s mad right now because he can’t have this chicken.

… yeah because that’ll last long.

…It didn’t.

Like I said, pussy whipped.

It’s called having pets. You should try it sometime.

… yeah because that’ll last long.

…It didn’t.

You have zero will power when it comes to those furry faces. It’s cute to watch you try to say no tho.

Even Josie knows she can get away with murder.

… yeah because that’ll last long.

...It didn’t.

That’s a whole new level of being pussy whipped, Uce.

Being whipped would mean I give him food. Which I don’t.

Also, fellas (or ladies, we don’t discriminate around here), when you’re eating out, go hard in the paint. Don’t be a four swipe dickhead. Get in there. Don’t let up until her toes curl. Your lady deserves at least 2 orgasms. Treat her good and she will return the favor.

*3. Basically, don’t stop til she puts you in a headlock and eat it like its yo last meal on this earth.

AMEN.

SHE SAID YES, Y’ALL.

AYE!

I AM SO GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.

Nah, bruh. I proposed. She’s asleep so I just put the ring on this board thing and wrote a note.

Damn…you corny. Good thought, tho. Ain’t no one else gonna put up with yo dumb ass like she do.

She’s  a keeper, man. I’m allowed to be corny. Ha, I know she’s the only one that can put up with me, that’s why I’m putting a ring on it.

Nah, bruh. I proposed. She’s asleep so I just put the ring on this board thing and wrote a note.

Oh shit! Well good on you, Uce. You deserve good pussy.

You right for once, man. Yo, she’s dope. Fat ass, fire pussy, titties all up in your face, funny as hell…Imma have to keep her, man.