Kenny McCormick

“You know me, Kenny McCormick, super sweetheart.” Kenny gave a smile at that before humming and smirking a bit. “Or Kenny McCormick, ultimate pervert and sex fiend. Whichever works I guess~” He was more so teasing with the second title as he has toned it done with the “anything for sex” rule that he used to have. // @lovelynoirea​

“If you say so~” Kenny couldn’t help but feel a little proud with Nike’s rule breaking. “So what flavor do you want? The place we’re going to has the basic ones but also stuff like Cookies ‘n Cream, Mint Choco Chip, etc.” Kenny stated as he himself felt a bit hungry but knew he only had the money to buy one cone. // @lovelynoirea​

Kenny pouted a bit at the fact that the girl completely ignored his flirtations, but he just shrugged it off. “You’d be surprised at what can kill a person.” Kenny would specify more on the subject, but even if Kenny were to die then Xion wouldn’t remember. No one does. “If you’re going to be my knight then I guess I should give you a token of my affection~” Kenny reached over to a nearby table and grabbed a napkin to hand over.  // @illusionarythespian​

“Well I can think of a few things we could do to pass the time.” Kenny gave her a wink before letting out a snicker. “I’m sure someone is having a drunken pool game. Easy way to make money if they’re betting... Although I might also just end up with a pool stick going through my head.” // @illusionarythespian​

Kenny pursed his lips at that. He’s all for breaking rules but he doesn’t want Nike to get in trouble because of him. “Okay, but if any coach or whatnot says anything then tell them that you idiot friend blackmailed you or something,” Kenny stated as he moved his elbow to fully put his arm around the girl as he began walking to the nearest icecream place. // @lovelynoirea

“Sorry, you just looked really adorable just now,” Kenny told her although he wasn’t sorry at all. “Like super in thought and it was really cute~” Kenny smiled widely. “Kind of reminded me of my sister.” Although no one can be as cute as Karen. // @lovelynoirea​

“Hmm, I guess we both could just walk around and see if we find anything,” Kenny suggested with a shrug. “I think I remember a dog place a few blocks away? I don’t know if that’s right though...” Kenny gave a hum as he tried to remember some of the places his animal-enthusiast exe’s told him about. // @cateves​

“Potentially is the key word in that statement,” Kenny stated. He then shook his head and gave a shrug. “Honestly, I wasn’t really paying attention. A really cute boy just passed by. Anyway though, you could probably find some dog friendly restaurant around too.” Kenny said before giving the cutie an odd look. “Why are you asking me about something like this? Not that I don’t like listening to your adorable voice, just curious.” // @cateves​

“No problem, can’t stay silent and let the assholes get away with being assholes,” Kenny stated as he rested his arm on the girl’s shoulder. “Now let me buy you an icecream because you deserve that after those dick bags... Or are you doing that athlete diet thing? I can see about getting you a smoothie instead.” // @lovelynoirea​

“I mean, a couple drinks isn’t enough to make me super drunk so I guess I could still drink a bit. And you don’t have to do that. I guess I can be the mom friend for the night.” Kenny gave a sigh at that idea. He did smile a bit when the girl nose booped him as that was super cute. // @illusionarythespian​

“Excuse me, my ‘service’ is not five cents, what an asshole.” Kenny muttered that last part to himself as he rolled his eyes at the boy. His annoyance slowly turned to amusement as a thought entered his head and he couldn’t keep from snickering. “You’re probably a total tsundere, huh? Or really submissive in bed. God, who cute~” // @grvmpyboy​

“Alright, I’ll make it quick. I just need you to give me some info about them so I can get a better idea of what to look for,” Mysterion stated, a bit interested in how easily Andrew accepted his help. // @demcnxlimbs​

“If I was then what would you do~” Kenny smirked as he was definitely ready for Fish’s reply. // @feelingxfishy​