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Just saw fanart of umineko girls smoking weed tagged as “umineko spoilers”. I have doubts but I mean I haven’t read it so what do I know

my friend of several years was begging to be added to our mtg group chat despite never having played it, I agreed to add him and all he did was send us this meme and leave

Item: machine that turns rabbits into cats

ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

That took me until the very last image to realize.

Confirmed creature post

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living