I wish everything was as easy as getting fat

i wanna mute my mind

tbh my mama is an angel and she deserves so much more than what life has thrown at her

speaking it into existence: I will have everything I desire by September🧿

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…