M3H

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

I am Sid

We are all Sid

But when I meet another Sid I become Manny

me watching myself make self destructive decisions

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

Being a pilot is like being a cool bus driver, but a lame astronaut.

You do you is just a nice way of saying go fuck yourself.

The truth doesn’t give a fuck about your opinion.

“Maybe get some sleep and you’ll feel better in the morning” is just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on?”

If the moon were made of glass we would be in so much danger during an eclipse.

Waking up from a bad dream and realising it wasn’t real is the closest thing we have to a video game respawn.