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As they began to shake branches twenty years ago, they looked into each other's knots and both knew that they would be pollinating each other before their limbs even touched. #treeporn (at Mt Mawson)

"PLACE ITEMS IN CHECKED LUGGAGE!!!!" shrieked our grasshopper overlord hypersonically. (at Hobart Airport)

Postmodern sandstone restoration. (at Hyde Park)

Rattus rattus #ratsofsydney (at Hyde Park)

'This Native Australian Chicken Is Going 2 B So Delicious LOL', wooden sculpture, 2006 (at Friends Park)

I am so proud of this card I defaced for my farewell dinner it's kind of disgusting. (at Bellerive, Tasmania, Australia)

"Mother! Let me go, for I must be free!" #escape #escaping #rose #flower #fence #streetscene #sidewalk (at New Town, Tasmania, Australia)

OMG my favourite band, Nazi France Only So Old Nobody Remembers How Awful It Was, are coming to Hobart! Can't wait to hear all their classics, like 'Why Aren't We Holding Hands In Brooklyn Eating Gourmet Cronuts', 'Beige Power (Say Hi!)' and their folk electronica cover, 'Leben in Rosa'. I hear the lead singer's acapella side project Belgian Congo is really taking off. They don't snap their fingers much tho. (I'm sure they're actually nice people and write great music, and I wouldn't classify it as a hate crime exactly, but goddam that is a hundred shades of inconsiderate. #privilege #hipsterracism?) (at Hobart, Tasmania)

Car park epiphany. #clouds #tassieweather #tasmania (at Kmart New Town)

Get out of my head, David Walsh, get out! #art #contemporaryart #mona #monamuseum #dots #polkadots #ontheoriginsofart #moneyshot #anime #sculpture #animesculpture (at MONA - Museum of Old and New Art)