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kunai-riyo-baka replied to your post: LAUGHS LOUDLY AM I FINALLY DONE BEING SICK THAT’D...
I haven’t seen you on skype lately, I was getting kinda worried :/ Glad you are back tho
Apologies on not being on for social-ing. February was not only busy as fuck, but also is generally just a crappy month for me. Should be around a bit more soon.
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"If they had emotions or feelings, they wouldn’t blindly attack us. It is our life or theirs—my grandfather—!" Mitsuru put her hand to her chest, but had to stop herself from getting too emotionally involved with her past. "I do and do not have the time for conversations like this. You are wasting my time, but you are interesting me.” She crossed her arms. “In this world—it’s either kill, or be killed.”
"You are a fool if you can't understand the reasons. Shadows MUST feed on humans, because humans created them. It is humanity's fault WE exist. It is humanity's fault Personas are necessary. They're the same thing. Surely someone like you can understand such a simplistic idea?" The insinuation of not having emotions or feelings kind of hurts, Mitsuru, and they're not happy to hear it. "Yes, we can't have emotions or feelings of our own. Because that would be impossible. Surely nothing that isn't human can FEEL...? ... Honestly, you're so selfish. What a disgusting, childish logic."
The Specter was growing annoyed at how she spoke to him. One didn’t seem to teach manners to the other when she was younger, however now Raziel merely crossed his claws over his scorched flesh, tapping a claw patiently against his forearm as he closed his eyes, shaking his head lightly. This was irritating to have to deal with her.
"…The name of the realm you tread upon currently is that of Nosgoth. Humans, and Vampires alike, have warred among one another for countless centuries, and you stand upon the threshold of the remains of the Pillars of Balance. These… held back the foes to which both the Humans and Vampires once fought alongside one another to detain…then turned their weapons upon one another like fools…damned by the Lord of Vampires himself for his selfish action of choosing Immortality.”
When she dared to make a threat towards him…or so it would seem that was what she intended, the Reaver’s energy blazed along his arm in a powerful glowing ripple of power. His claws twitched as his right arm moved to the side, opening his claws wide should he need to take up his blade at a last second notice.
"…If you dare threaten me again…you shall not live long enough to regret such an idiotic choice…”
"... Nosgoth..." They repeat slowly. Definitely not a place they recognize. "So this disease was the fault of a singular moron. Right." Good to know, they suppose; but really, this guy... sigh. That stance. It says plenty. Good thing they're prepared to do whatever they need to. He probably can't fly, right? Not like they can? So that'd make things easier. But they really don't feel like fighting. "I don't find you particularly intimidating. Curious, scientifically, but not frightening. And as curious as all this is to me, I am hardly surprised humans attacked something they hardly understood. ... They're foolhardy. Easily frightened of that which they consider 'different'."
LAUGHS LOUDLY AM I FINALLY DONE BEING SICK THAT'D BE COOL so um. Kinda burnt out in general, if anyone wants me to do stuff tho I will try???
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Tinydachi takes a regular-sized cigarette and lights it up while wearing sunglasses.
This shouldn’t be possible for him. He’s going to get himself killed. Stop.
Faust to the res-- Wait, no, they're not even paying attention. They actually, legitimately, don't care if he dies. Oops.
Things they never would have expected of their own self, ironically, was to end up in a public library. Eventually, however, the small, labcoated Shadow wanders toward the law book section. And pulls out a number of books, on law, on forensics, on autopsy, that sort of thing. ... They're going to do something productive with their existence, right...? They weren't expecting company, though. Perhaps the bright golden eyes will draw you, or the numerous books, or the labcoat... either way, here they are.
muses-of-alcedea replied to your post: cerulean-fortune replied to your post:...
Oh my god Char your turn of phrase XD;;;
I AM ONLY THE MOST SERIOUS PERSON.
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
cerulean-fortune replied to your post:FYI: Mun is sick, so activity on my many blogs is...
//Three blogs, one shared with my girlfriend. Used to have four but I gave it up to said girlfriend. Either way I know how you feel.
My fiance runs a billion blogs idk how she does it tbh. I try to focus on one at a time, two if I'm rly on my game (which I have not been lately due to a combination of flu + weather + being a pain patient horribly affected by Elsa letting it go all over the US.)
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FYI: Mun is sick, so activity on my many blogs is expected to be slow as heck.
My deadline blog has fallen to the wayside while I rush to keep up with this, my VR one, and Sateria's... cry. I super mega apologize, seems I have the flu.
"If you can figure out a cure for the tiny Adachi infection then I'll let you do whatever you want to me for an entire day as long as I walk out with two arms, two legs and a head. " - Kinsho (let's do main verse where they don't hate each other.)
"NO thank you, I'm staying in a safe, sterilized zone, though you are welcome to join me."
"Why do you smile as though you have a secret?"
Indeed, it’s grinning widely."Because a secret kept by that meant to reveal them is the most entertaining logical fallacy of all… don’t you think?”
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Luck down to none, here he was looking like a fool, caught in such an obvious trap. One that he’d set up for himself, his own neglagence being the true cause of his misfortune. There he stood, nearly shaking in his shoes. Was he caught? Did the person suspect anything of him? Hopefully not.
So focused on the situation at hand, that he failed to pick up on something so obvious, the person before him was not human. More often than not, he was capable of ditecting one in a crowd of people, yet this one had him worked up in utter shock that his senses were near numbingly dull.
"um…you wouldn’t happen to know who’s bag that is?"
The Shadow begins laughing. "Oh, is that what you're going to give me? Your body language is obvious. The hesitation, the curious questioning--one needn't have a high IQ to estimate this is yours. Which means what's inside must be quite damning... or perhaps exonerating? Who knows. Time to find out!" And just like that, they're going to rummage inside it, sorry, Mr. Thief. Shadow respects no one.
Sentence Meme (Secrets)
"I've got a secret to tell you but you have to promise you'll keep it to yourself?"
"Why do you smile as though you have a secret?"
"No one can keep a secret. That's why I'll be keeping this one to myself"
"You have to promise that you'll take this one to the grave with you"
"I know your secret"
"You're a terrible liar! I can tell that's you're hiding something"
"Stop being so secretive. I'm your boyfriend/girlfriend, you shouldn't hide things from me"
"You swore you would never tell anyone..."
"I'm never telling you my secrets again"
"Fuck it, I'm going to tell you something I've been keeping to myself for too long"
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a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
