seasons in the sun

god how much would it rule if mitch mcconnell had a massive heart attack or stroke and died live on CSPAN? i wouldn’t even mind all the huffpo stinkpieces about how celebrating his death makes you just as bad as republicans

in my rich imagination of this scenario, they would obviously cut the live feed as fast as possible, but not before we get to hear the sound of his head bonking off the podium on his way down

then hyperpop musicians would sample it

Sit on my lap and I’ll put my hand up your skirt, pulling your panties to the side and play with you☺️

if they wanted to, they would’ve

winter is really like you will think gay thoughts and you will be cold

I’m getting sexier and sexier bro

due to not wanting to. I will not be