[ gunshots ]

ok this picture gives off a Very Specific energy and implies a Very Specific scenario and i’m gonna try and capture it:

surefour - the eldest child. unhappy to be home but Dealing With It. had to teach his youngest sibling how to survive essentially on his own. very bored and tired. sorta smug bc he knows he’s the only one other than his youngest brother at the table who is both Smart and Cool 

xqc - the middle child. babied by their mother until his younger brother came along where she basically abandoned him. he started acting out for attention and is now Insane. both his siblings are alternately exasperated by him or hate him. still lives at home.

agilities - the youngest child. unplanned, but still his parents favorites. just got into a decent college. learned all his life skills from his oldest brother bc his parents babied him too much. The Jock.

mangachu - oldest cousin. has a decent job and is already engaged. the one who always gets referenced as the one who is Doing Well. pretty average but in a good way. lives in town.

note - youngest cousin. rarely mentioned when he’s not there. last you heard he moved to denver and now works at a dispensary, but he makes good money so no one comments. glad to be visiting home.

bani - the goody-two-shoes cousin. the one you were constantly compared to and told to be more like, creating a resentment that’s festered for years. tells all his aunts that they’re his “favorite people”.

EVEN IF HE IS DYING

GOING OUT WITH A FUCKING BANG