Young and Jaded

i like dresses, but everyone else seems to prefer them on the floor. 

I’m definitely not planning to murder you in cold blood, if that’s what you’re asking?

Oh, okay good then, I was expecting you to kidnap me to your yacht and then murder me. That’s exactly what I was thinking.

You make it sound like I’m going to take out all the way out of the east coast and murder you. I’m hurt, Tins.

Honestly, I’m slightly suspicious that might actually be your plan. Correct me if I’m wrong, D.

Yeah, I’m going to be a one-day captain, apparently. Last year? No idea, think it was some guy we hired off the street, maybe. Of course.

Then how exactly and who with am I going to entertain myself? Wow, that makes me feel so safe and not suspicious at all. Great.

I think so, I mean who else would steer the ship? And exactly, of course we won’t be dating and it won’t be romantic, but I’m still excited.

Um, the person who owns the boat? Even though I can’t steer for shit, it’s close enough. I mean, of course. It won’t be romantic at all.

Would that be you or? Are you going to be steering the yacht while we're on it? Who even managed the boat last year? Yeah, just friends, purely platonic.

I think so, I mean who else would steer the ship? And exactly, of course we won’t be dating and it won’t be romantic, but I’m still excited.