“ baristas are literally the easiest people to flirt with. i mean–it’s a little tacky that they always write their number on your cup, but at least i get free drinks. ”

“wow, sounds like you’re pretty lucky. i’ve actually never had a barista flirt with me or give me a free drink. do you think you can teach me your ways?”

“Congratulations. It sounds like you really won yourself an honorable achievement there.”

“ there was a boy trying to bribe me to netflix and chill with alcohol but i’ve never bore witness to a more pathetic and unworthy bribe. “

“well... was he at least cute?”

The dumbest thing I ever did was ask if you loved me when I already knew the answer.

“I just woke up one day and decided I didn’t want to feel like that anymore, so I changed.”