imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
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.) you would immediately be shunned. Aint stepping one foot in that commmune looking liek that.
2.) amish people dont drink and certainly dont have saloons its a sin
3.. music is too worldlyy. they would noot have fiddles
5. they are too humble. it would be a sin to have a prideful artisinal floor.
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lords name in vain
