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1d album leaks reblog if you’re a true 2011-2015 kid

Loving One Direction in 2013 is the most fun I ever had on the Internet, nothing will ever compare

*starts feeling guilty because i know i could be doing something more productive* …sure hope that goes away

i overthink in #mycalvins

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

i love being my own girlfriend and protecting my own damn self

sending “i hope i get bitten by a vampire” energy out into the world

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities