Eddie Izzard "Dressed to Kill" Sentence Meme
"____ ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!"
"There's not much makeup in the army, is there? They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?"
"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death."
"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!'"
"Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"
"I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them."
"200 miles in this day and age... I don't even know where I live now."
"What are you, a bloody tank commander now?"
"Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. "
"There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!"
"Because, surely, when Jesus rode into town on a donkey... he must have gotten tarted up a bit."
"You know, if a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, it's the end of your life."
"You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a fucking 'H' in it!"
"Clay pigeons are fuckers!"
"It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!"
"I was dead at the time!"
"He said a word we didn't understand! And he won at Scrabble with it!"