Devout Super Soldier Fan

Bucky: Do not take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Y/N: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

Y/N: Bucky, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Y/N: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

we've got history by punqueen

Teenage boys, who are often stereotyped as the biggest gamers, now lag far behind their older female counterparts, making up just 17 percent of the gaming demographic. (x)

Video games are video games are video games.

tfw you’re telling people to use their common sense but your own common sense somehow did not persuade you to read the article linked above or the study provided

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”

!!!

“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

You were a new character brought in for Civil War. You were a bit like Black Widow but not. Your character was a young woman who had been trained by HYDRA to be the perfect asset, partner to Winter Soldier; which was fine since you got on really well with Seb. You and Tom were the youngest people on set and you used it to your full advantage; you used it to play pranks on people all the time. Right now, you were at your first comic con with the whole cast surrounding you backstage. “Relax, Y/N, you’ll be fine.” Sebastian put a hand on your shoulder and smiled at you. “You’re coming on right after me.” You gulped and nodded. Filming you could do because only a handful of people were actually present but live audiences sent a new wave of nerves into you. The guys from the first few films started to get called on. The people around slowly dwindled down. “And don’t forget our incredible Winter Soldier… Sebastian Stan everybody!” The man in question jogged on stage and I could hear the fans screaming and clapping. “A new character to the MCU, but definitely not any less loved, Y/A/N… Y/N L/N!” Your name was called and you jolted into action, plastering a smile on your face that soon became genuine when you realised people were actually happy to see you. Questions rained upon the cast once everyone was on stage. Mackie could not stop making jokes the whole time and the audience was loving it. Soon came the moment you were afraid of. “Uh hi? My name’s Jessie, and I have a question for Y/N.” You quickly spoke into your mic. “Sure, go ahead.” “There’s been some rumours that you’re a really good singer? I was just wondering whether they were true or not.” Jessie smiled nervously. This was not what you were expecting. True, you’d sang before but you were not expecting this here. “I’m not sure about really good. Do you have a song in mind?” You asked. Mackie interrupted. “Hold up a minute. If the audience is getting a concert surely they should be paying more for this?” People laughed in the room at his comment. “Mackie, shut it, sorry Jessie, what were you going to say?” You faked a huge smile at Mackie and the audience laughed at the interaction. “I…err…” Jessie was saved by someone in the audience. “Sing ‘I Have Nothing’ Y/N!” “Yeah that would be amazing.” Jessie quickly took the person’s suggestion and the audience cheered. “Uh…bah…right sure. Hang on.” You cleared your throat, flustered at all the attention. “Go on, Y/N!” Chris called from a couple seats down and the audience cheered again. You decided to skip to the verse just before the chorus. “I don’t really need to look Very much further I don’t want to have to go Where you don’t follow I will hold it back again This passion inside Can’t run from myself There’s nowhere to hide Don’t make me close one more door I don’t want to hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there Don’t walk away from me I have nothing, nothing, nothing If I don’t have you.” Your voice was incredible as you sang, blowing everyone away, even your fellow cast members. “Excuse me honey, but if you’re going to be able to sing like that and not tell us, we are going to be offended.” RDJ announced as the audience screamed and clapped. You saw Jessie make her way quickly down from the podium. “I am well offended, N/N, I thought we were friends and you kept a voice like that from me!” Mackie laughed as he gave you his ‘Bish please’ face. “Definitely adding a scene into Infinity War with you singing.” Scarlett laughed and the crowds erupted again. “Please, oh my god, please do that.” The host begged. You, on the other hand, resembled a deep cherry red at the onslaught of compliments heading you way. “Done!” The Russo brothers chimed in and the audience actually exploded this time into all sorts of noises. “We can definitely find a way to add in a voice like that.” Joe Russo confirmed. “Well done, doll.” Sebastian whispered in your ear with a kiss to your temple.