🎶murder me🎶

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

I wanna throw a guy in a volcano just once pleeeaaaaaeeesseee

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

i need a wiki of my own OCs run by someone inside my brain who isn't actually me

can we all pretend i didn't say that and instead said something much cooler and more interesting also