Super Sailor

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

this just kept getting better and better

bruh lmfao

But that wig is laid riiigggghhhhtttt😂

LMFAOOOOOOO

there is soooo much going on

LOL Stevie Wonder, The Muppets and an Andre 3000 mole

He really prepared for this. He was watching that video for days

the denny’s tumblr both concerns and fascinates me

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u