Tsk, tsk, tsk. No, no, no. Quiet.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

David Cleary!

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.

you got a real fuckable personality btw

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

got 30 ish free tangerines and they're not easy peel clementines but my lust for them is undimin is dhed. my hands are covered in juice. as is my phone. and my self. and my table. but such is the price of free tsngerone. i stopped tyoing this posy 4 time to eat anothrt tangerine

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.