â Â my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. Â â
â Â omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. Â â
â Â the beatles wouldnât even fucking exist if big time rush hadnât paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. Â â
â Â donât start buddy. donât you dare. Â â
â Â gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. Â â
â Â not to vent, but: fuck. Â â
â Â the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. Â â
â Â i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. Â â
â Â sometimes âbrbâ stands for âbe ready bitchâ so you have to be careful. Â â
â Â i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. Â â
â Â shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though iâm a fucking idiot. Â â
â Â itâs safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. Â â
â Â iâm a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. Â â
â Â i donât go through peopleâs pictures on their phone cause i wasnât raised in the jungle. Â â
â Â i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. Â â
â Â i donât have enough black clothes. Â â
â Â sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and iâd still be tired. Â â
â Â i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. Â â
â Â me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. Â â
â Â iâm pb&j â petty, bitter, and jealous. Â â
â Â the fact that sloths arenât extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. Â â
â Â i wish i could be the person i want to be, but iâm too tired. Â â
â Â i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? Â â
â Â just because thereâs always room for improvement doesnât mean youâll never be good enough. Â â
â Â my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. Â â
â Â all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. Â â
â Â honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like youâre probably, definitely really boring. Â â
â Â hey guys, iâm a huge fan of genuine love and affection. Â â
â Â now iâm falling asleep and sheâs calling a crab and heâs having a smoke and sheâs kissing the crab. Â â
â Â iâve been ever since i heard âlonelyâ by akon at 9 years-old. Â â
â Â my new years resolution is to stop. Â â
â Â iâm irritated cause iâm not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. Â â
â Â i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. Â â
â Â i know iâm cute, but you can remind me. Â â
â Â hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? Â â
â Â i canât wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever nâ ever. Â â
â Â me? clingy? yes. please donât leave me. Â â
â Â girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? Â â
â Â anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. Â â
â Â todayâs agenda: screaming into the abyss. Â â
â Â going from âtoday is a good dayâ to âi hate my lifeâ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. Â â
â Â everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. Â â
â Â iâm worth so much more than the ways iâve been treated. Â â
â Â hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? Â â
â  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i donât check those either but like  â
â Â i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. Â â
â Â remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldnât let you say that without screaming ITâS A WEED. Â â
â Â why did we just accept catdog? Â â
â Â my âstay in bed all dayâ gameâs too strong. Â â
â Â you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. Â â
â Â i always forget that i literally donât owe anyone anything! Â â
â Â i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. Â â
â  honestly⌠us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  â
â Â would an alien think iâm pretty? Â â
â Â i love boys, but only as a concept. Â â
â Â why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like iâm staying out of trouble and iâm not spending your money like whatâs the issue here???? Â â
â Â i identify as an inconvenience to the world. Â â
â  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  â
â Â dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and iâm cranky if i havenât had a nap. Â â
â Â iâm literally tired of myself. Â â
â  donât introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because theyâre going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  â
â Â what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. Â â
â Â i highly recommend never having feelings. Â â
â Â self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. Â â
â  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  â
â Â do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? Â â
â Â um no offense but whomâstâve going to loveth me? Â â
â Â date a girl who fucks everything up. Â â
â Â not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. Â â
â Â i may legally be an adult but donât be fooled. i have no idea what iâm doing. Â â
â Â a fun and interesting fact about me is that iâm a fucking idiot. Â â
â Â you can start again anytime! Â â
â Â all you can do is learn your lesson. thereâs no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. Â â
â Â i canât believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. Â â
â Â youâre all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? Â â
â Â iâm smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. Â â
â Â tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. Â â
â Â first of all: i donât know shit, so jot that down. Â â
â Â iâll just ÂŻ\ _(ă)_/ÂŻ my way through life. Â â
â Â iâm tired of things costing money. Â â
â Â donât you hate it when youâre dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? Â â
â Â who cares? do better, move on. Â â
â Â i donât need a significant other. just a significant income. Â â
â Â appreciation for everyone whoâs ever talked to me bc iâm annoying and dumb. Â â
â Â thnks fr th mntl llnss. Â â
â  what  hasnât killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  â
â Â i donât know shit yaâll!!!!! iâm just out here. Â â
â Â binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. Â â
â Â iâm in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. Â â
â Â this might come as a shock but Iâm Not Feelin too good my dudes. Â â
â Â iâm alive, but only ironically. Â â
â Â there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. Â â
â Â do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? Â â
â Â lgbt: lasagna! garfieldâs beloved treat. Â â
â Â my favorite phrase in the english language is âi shit you not.â Â â
â Â iâm a real boring bitch! a snoozer! Â â
â Â i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? Â â
â Â you donât understand how hard it is to take a selfie when youâre ugly. Â â
â Â you son of a mumford! Â â
â Â hi, iâm here to ruin everything. Â â
â Â you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if itâs a skeleton hand then theyâre dead. Â â
â Â the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. Â â
â  everybody calm down, weâre going to be fine! :))) weâve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho  â
â Â no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. Â â
â Â i need $$$$$ not feelings. Â â
â Â âidk imma seeâ = i ainât coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. Â â
â  oops, i donât care lol  â
â Â why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. Â â
â Â maurice, youâre not gonna fucking believe this, Â â
â Â i always get told i look like a bitch bc iâm always glaring while i walk, but iâm not glaring, iâm squinting. i have sensitive eyes. theyâre watering. Â â
â Â concept: itâs 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. youâre kissing me. we have no worries in the world. weâre warm and content. Â â
â Â i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. Â â
â Â pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. Â â
â Â life really isnât what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. Â â
â  i have a question for u: like are u done⌠like is it over?  â
â Â we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. Â â
â Â we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, itâs myself. Â â
â Â whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. Â â
â Â new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. Â â