me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*
me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

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@supernaturally-seduced
me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*
me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

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And i wanted you to know that when i do picture myself happy, it’s with you
But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via wordsnquotes)
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

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#healthy
Wholesome
Yes, I deserve a spring–I owe nobody nothing.
Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry c. March 1940 featured in The Diary of Virginia Woolf: Volume 5 1936-1941 (via watchoutforintellect)
My favorite thing from the internet today.
this gem needs to be documented too
What are your kinks?
don’t leave even when I’m difficult
i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”
also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
IT’S LIKE A SURREAL DREAM?????
In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one
one of my favorite quotes about relationships (via safeguards)
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
how big, how blue, how beautiful
florence + the machine

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OK this is cute
#HumanizeHer
THE STUDENT ATHLETE MEMES ARE WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS
The sad thing is I know like six people like this.