Sobriety is super overrated

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit!

’ this kid is insane, man! ’

’ the world’s gonna know your name! ’

’ what’s your name, man? ’

’ there’s a million things i haven’t done. ’

’ just you wait. ’

’ in new york you can be a new man. ’

’ you could never back down. ’

’ you never learned to take your time. ’

’ the world will never be the same. ’

’ pardon me, are you [ name ], sir? ’

’ i’m at your service, sir. ’

’ i have been looking for you. ’

’ i’m getting nervous. ‘

‘ can i buy you a drink? ‘

‘ while we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice. ‘

‘ don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. ‘

‘ you can’t be serious. ‘

‘ you want to get ahead? ‘

‘ fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. ‘

‘ what time is it? ‘

‘ pour me another brew, son! ‘

‘ to the revolution! ‘

‘ good luck with that. ‘

‘ what do you stall for? ‘

‘ if you stand for nothing, [ name ], what’ll you fall for? ‘

‘ who are you? ‘

‘ i am not throwing away my shot. ‘

‘ i’m young, scrappy, and hungry. ‘

‘ with every word i drop knowledge. ‘

‘ i’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal. ‘

‘ only nineteen, but my mind is older. ‘

‘ i have learned to manage. ‘

‘ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ‘

‘ don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me. ‘

‘ i will lay down my life if it sets us free. ‘

‘ if you talk, you’re gonna get shot! ‘

‘ i think your pants look hot. ‘

‘ what are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot? ‘

‘ oh, am i talkin’ too loud? ‘

‘ i promise that i’ll make y'all proud. ‘

‘ rise up. ‘

‘ i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. ‘

‘ i never thought i’d live past twenty. ‘

‘ this is not a moment, it’s the movement. ‘

‘ we need to handle our financial situation. ‘

‘ i may not live to see our glory. ‘

‘ i will gladly join the fight. ‘

‘ let’s have another round tonight. ‘

‘ raise a glass to freedom. ‘

‘ remind me what we’re looking for. ‘

‘ i’m looking for a mind at work. ‘

‘ there’s nothing like summer in the city. ‘

‘ your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money. ‘

‘ [ name ], you disgust me. ‘

‘ you want a revolution? i want a revelation. ‘

‘ chaos and bloodshed are not a solution. ‘

‘ they’re playing a dangerous game. ‘

‘ for shame, for shame! ‘

‘ it’s hard to listen to you with a straight face. ‘

‘ honestly, you shouldn’t even talk. ‘

‘ my dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ‘

‘ i’d rather be divisive than indecisive. ‘

‘ you say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay. ‘

‘ why so sad? ‘

‘ now you’re making me mad. ‘

‘ you’ll be back. ‘

‘ soon you’ll see. ‘

‘ you’ll remember you belong to me. ‘

‘ time will tell. ‘

‘ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love. ‘

‘ don’t change the subject. ‘

‘ i’ll love you till my dying days. ‘

‘ when you’re gone, i’ll go mad. ‘

‘ i will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ‘

‘ any hope of success is fleeting. ‘

‘ i cannot be everywhere at once. ‘

‘ i’m in dire need of assistance. ‘

‘ close the door on your way out. ‘

‘ have i done something wrong, sir? ‘

‘ dying is easy, young man. living is harder. ‘

‘ why are you telling me this? ‘

‘ we are a powder keg about to explode. ‘

‘ i have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight. ‘

‘ where are you taking me? ‘

‘ i’m about to change your life. ‘

‘ this is not a game. ‘

‘ you strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. ‘

‘ you’re like me. i’m never satisfied. ‘

‘ i’ll see you on the other side of the war. ‘

‘ love doesn’t discriminate. ‘

‘ there are things that the homilies and hymns won’t teach ya. ‘

‘ i am the one thing in life i can control. ‘

‘ there’s only one way for us to win this. ‘

‘ i’m sorry, is this not your speed?! ‘

‘ can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? ‘

‘ my name’s been through a lot, i can take it. ‘

‘ i’m more than willing to die. ‘

‘ look around at how lucky we are. ‘

‘ how long have you known? ‘

‘ you should have told me. ‘

‘ i’m not sorry. ‘

‘ look at where you started. ‘

‘ the fact that you’re alive is a miracle. ‘

‘ we don’t need a legacy. ‘

‘ we don’t need money. ‘

‘ no one has more resilience. ‘

‘ i know that we can win. ‘

‘ history has its eyes on you. ‘

‘ immigrants: we get the job done. ‘

‘ so what happens if we win? ‘

‘ the world turned upside down. ‘

‘ do you know how hard it is to lead? ‘

‘ don’t come crawling back to me. ‘

‘ you’re on your own. ‘

‘ i’m dedicating everyday to you. ‘

‘ domestic life was never quite my style. ‘

‘ i’ll be around for you. ‘

‘ i’ll do whatever it takes. ‘

‘ i’ll make a million mistakes. ‘

‘ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ‘

‘ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ‘

‘ why do you write like you’re running out of time? ‘

‘ why do you always say what you believe? ‘

‘ it’s the middle of the night. ‘

‘ is this a legal matter? ‘

‘ you’re making a mistake. ‘

‘ don’t forget to write. ‘

‘ we have to win. ‘

‘ i’ve come home to this? ‘

‘ headfirst, into the abyss! ‘

‘ let’s get to the bottom of this. ‘

‘ so what did i miss? ‘

‘ you wanna pull yourself together? ‘

‘ take a break. ‘

‘ i am on my way. ‘

‘ i’ve got so much on my plate. ‘

‘ it’s good to see your face. ‘

‘ screw your courage to the sticking place. ‘

‘ close your eyes and dream. ‘

‘ there’s trouble in the air, you can smell it. ‘

‘ i hadn’t slept in a week. ‘

‘ i don’t know how to say no to this. ‘

‘ i am ruined. ‘

‘ nobody needs to know. ‘

‘ we oughta give it a try. ‘

‘ talk less. smile more. ‘

‘ hate the sin, love the sinner. ‘

‘ i’ve always considered you a friend. ‘

‘ i swear your pride will be the death of us all. ‘

‘ now is the time to stand! ‘

‘ we’re too fragile to start another fight. ‘

‘ have you an ounce of regret? ‘

‘ ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions. ‘

‘ it must be nice
. ‘

‘ i wanna give you a word of warning. ‘

‘ relax, have a drink with me. ‘

‘ why do you have to say goodbye? ‘

‘ i don’t have to tell you anything at all. ‘

‘ do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ‘

‘ are my answers to your satisfaction? ‘

‘ rumors only grow. ‘

‘ i wrote my way out of hell. ‘

‘ overwhelm them with honesty. ‘

‘ have you read this? ‘

‘ i came as soon as i heard. ‘

‘ i’m not here for you. ‘

‘ you could never be satisfied. ‘

‘ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ‘

‘ that’s one less thing to worry about. ‘

‘ you ever see somebody ruin their own life? ‘

‘ i saved every letter you wrote me. ‘

‘ i knew you were mine. ‘

‘ you said you were mine. ‘

‘ i thought were mine. ‘

‘ you and your words flooded my senses. ‘

‘ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ‘

‘ you have ruined our lives. ‘

‘ i hope that you burn. ‘

‘ they don’t exactly cover this subject in boarding school. ‘

‘ stay alive. ‘

‘ is he breathing? is he going to survive this? ‘

‘ there is suffering too terrible to name. ‘

‘ i never liked the quiet before. ‘

‘ that never used to happen before. ‘

‘ can you imagine? ‘

‘ i know i don’t deserve you, [ name ]. ‘

‘ is there anything you wouldn’t do? ‘

‘ i’ll be damned! ‘

‘ what if this bullet is my legacy? ‘

‘ legacy. what is a legacy? ‘

‘ i’m the villain in your history. ‘