kara and lena fanfiction

“Which Superfriend would you marry?”

Lena promptly chokes on her mouthful of red wine, coughing and spluttering as her cheeks flush a deep puce. “Excuse me?”

Which— right. She probably could have phrased that differently. Kara grimaces, reaching out to rub soothingly over Lena’s back as her best friend tries valiantly to expel the last of the alcohol from her lungs.

“It’s a quiz. Craft Your Perfect Taco to Find Out Which Superfriend You Would Marry,” she explains once Lena’s breathing has settled, nudging closer on the couch to hook her chin over Lena’s shoulder. “Nia made it after Andrea decided Catco was going to become the new Buzzfeed within the week or we were all going to lose our jobs. I guess she finally finished it?”

Kara tilts her phone between them, showing Lena the message. “She sent it in the group chat. Wants us all to try it to make sure there are no bugs.”

“Which group chat?” Lena asks, hitting pause on the movie and rooting through their nest of blankets and pillows for her own phone. “Superfiends? Brain Train 2: Intergalactic Boogaloo? Alex Danvers' Blue Eyeshadow Support Group? America’s Ass?”

“Superfiends, I think— wait. America’s Ass?” Kara’s eyes narrow. “What’s that?”

“Woops.” Lena presses her lips together, blinking big and angelic. “You might not be in that one.”

(95% Supercorp stuff) Mostly cause I’m sick of having all these tabs up, and you know, spread the word of the good stuff for a variety of good reasons and vibes. Special thanks to @storyiicharacter cause I’m technically inept. Buckle up y’all, this is the good shit right here.

Just enjoy this authors work here

Again all but esp thicker than water and second chances for fill in scenes

I recommend everything here but esp the pirate AU the medieval AU and the pirate AU again cause it’s amazing

Not sure what chapter I landed on with this link but the author is awesome so go explore ok

The cape cod AU that’s legit hilarious, enjoy their other works as well including a delightfully painfully awkward pregnancy, the only agentcorp I’ll ever accept, and some other good things

All all all I love it and deliverance kept me alive like some kind of magic on a really long week

Still one of my faves I reread parts of it pretty damn frequently it’s a tv show AU that’s super well done

Superhearing is a sinful mess fic

Oddly enough one of these was one of the first ones I ever read and I couldn’t track it down ever but here this author is great and includes the bloody laundry AU, the beauty and the beast AU, and some of the best substantial fluff you can find and it’s all right here

Side streets bike messenger AU, and a whoooole lotta Director Danvers it’s yay

One of those childhood slowburn AUs

I don’t even remember what this is but there are high school AUs and angst if you want those

Y’all know this one but Lena and the worldkillers will forever the best damn band name ever so it has to be here

A just like heaven AU that’s hilarious then sweet, a lot of substantive fluff in shorter form, and more!

I’m a sucker for a drunken story and this one is hella good

Tbh it’s kinda unpopular to admit you like the mime more than the sugar baby but I do

Sometimes I read Christmas AUs in July sue me we all do what we want

Maybe if we all comment nice things the best damn soccer AU I’ve ever seen will get updated (also pls send me soccer fic recs if ya got em)

Instructions: read if having a bad day. Become obsessed with the Winter Olympics. Repeat.

A good old sweatshirt stealing fluff one plus the author has other stuff

Honestly I even love their clown AU everything this author has is gold

This one will make you want to join a roller derby team feat. Agent Reign

The underappreciated siblings club that is life I repeat it is life

Some deserted road at 2 am and a cautious reunion to mix it up

One of those based-on-a-movie things where one of them can’t believe they let the other go

Check out all their works, Kara being unable to get a tatto is the funniest

CatCo exclusive that is so well written the show just needs to hire the author like three years ago thx

Featuring Some lovely texting while Lena is out of town, this’ll make you smile guaranteed

Fluffs and fix its, paw through when you’re sad they’re good

OH MY GOD ANOTHER SOCCER FIC also they have great stuff just below it

Some hella long ass novels that I’m honestly shocked aren’t published, can’t lie I’m not sure I’ve finished any of them but if you’re into the long game these are your fix

NERD ICON SCIENCE FIC consider this The Martian of Supergirl fics ok

I don’t remember what this is and I’m sorry but if I kept the tab up there’s a 62% chance it was good so you might as well click it too and I’m pretty sure there was a lot of phone convos in this?

CatCo as buzzfeed, prof cuddler Kara Danvers, and some others they’re awesome ok just peruse

Essentially a short version of the first chapter of the nerd icon fic but it ditches the concept of a slowburn and yes there is platonic bed sharing

Top 3 recommeded authors: this one. I’m not even gonna start the injustice of picking my fave of their stuff.

Top 3 softest yet most substantial fics that will fill an ache in your soul you didn’t realize you had: this. Check out their other stuff for some world turning

Not even sure I’ve read this but Spider-Man homecoming AU

hahahah classic but very well done you’ll enjoy this easy read

This AU AU will mess you up and beware it’s not finished

A sinful, yet emotional author

One way ticket to angstville with a possible connecting train to tearstown

The wives fic that’s just hilarious

This would be the model AU that I didn’t think I’d be into but then I was so you too will probly enjoy can’t lie

Another that I literally don’t remember what it is but it’s probs ok

Not safe for work because of emotions I cried so hard reading this and then I hated myself so I read it again and there are three works in the series you’ll cry at all of them if you have a soul and crap I’m crying just thinking about it

Wow I love this question! Anon I feel like you truly know me.

1. to re-fashion the matrix of creation by poiesis and seabiscuit: in which Lena and Kara make a baby out of spit off the lip of a shared wineglass

2. Couches Have Feelings Too by yellowclock: from the point of view of Lena’s couch

3. A Perfect Pair by littlebrother: from the point of view of Lena’s eyebrows

4. Mime AU by karalovesallthegirls: in which Kara is a professional mime

5. Scalped by rockiedogs: in which Kara… licks Lena’s bald head

Despite the various rumors fluttering around the office, Lena is not a robot. She just has a particular way of doing things and wanting things done. She isn’t heartless, nor is she purposely malicious. She just expects the same level of excellence from others as she expects from herself. Naturally, his hasn’t won her many friends.

According to the rumors Lena has no sense of joy or pleasure, but that’s definitely not true! Her greatest pleasure in fact is the forty five minute block she gets every single day for lunch, and like clockwork she finds herself on her favorite bench in her favorite part of the park, eating her favorite lunch (a tomato sandwich, no crust, a small salad, and a bag of grapes). This is her one time each day to spend in silence and solitude away from the annoyed whispers and glares, and Lena treasures this space.

 This makes the day the mime appeared especially heinous.



All at once her quiet patch of park is filled with excited crowds of tourists all gawking at some face painted buffoon battling invisible enemies. Like clockwork she is there, this stupid fool, building invisible walls and walking against powerful gusts of wind, boxing in delighted children and parents alike. And while that in itself is insufferable enough, for whatever reason the mime always tries to (quite literally) lasso Lena into her acts. There have been at least a dozen invisible lassos, fishing lines, and even baseballs thrown Lena’s way in bids for her attention, but all are steadfastly ignored and rejected. Fools will not be humored. Still, the mime persists. 

 Today perhaps will be a day of peace, though, as storm clouds have threatened since early morning and the air is filled with a sense of gloom. Surely the fool will opt to stay in her little mime home rather than venture out. Lunch bag in hand and a smile on her face, Lena nearly skips her way into the mostly empty park back towards her beloved corner. She stops short when she sees the fool there alone, miming out scenes all by herself. Truly Lena’s life will never know peace, and all the resentment that has been building over the weeks of this torture come bubbling out as she snaps,

 “You look like a buffoon.” 

The mime jumps back in exaggerated surprise, painted on eyebrows high and expressive. Lena feels her eye twitch at the sight. She truly hates this clown.

“Every day you’re here, and it’s stupid. You’re stupid. And ridiculous. Also, I hope you know no one likes you.” The fool clutches tightly at her chest as if Lena’s words are daggers burying deep in her heart. She staggers, clutching at the invisible handle of Lena’s knife, nearly stumbling to her knees. It only makes Lena angrier, and she moves to storm past only for the fool to grab her arm, touching her for the first time. The mime waves her hand in a negative manner, trying to pull Lena away from her bench. Lena rips her hand free. 

“Don’t you dare touch me,” she snaps again, and tries to step around only for the fool again to step in her way. She’s pulled her hands together now in a submissive plea, her eyes begging Lena to stop, but with a huff Lena blows past her and sits down with an angry thump. The mime cringes visibly. 

Lena knows her mistake almost immediately, the damp cold sinking through her clothes before she even notices the WET PAINT sign. Without thinking Lena jumps up with angry cry, her back now striped with lines of brown and her lunch bag tumbled to the ground. The mime cringes again, her body made small as she gestures down, and Lena realizes that the fool is pointing towards the rather muddy puddle her lunch has fallen into. Lena presses her hands over her face then, lets out a long angry huff of air as she feels her will to live slither to the mud below, and after a moment she looks up to see the mime shuffling awkwardly back and forth with a worried look in her eyes. Like everything the fool does, it’s infuriating.

 “Really?” Lena drawls, “You couldn’t just say ‘hey, the paint is wet.’ You had to try and mime it to me?”

 The fool shrugs haplessly, gives her a surprisingly pretty smile for someone whose face is covered in white and black makeup, then holds up her finger as if to say wait a moment. Lena considers just going home and never returning to this job as the mime goes and fumbles through the backpack she always leaves resting against the nearby oak tree. After a moment she returns with a pack of wet wipes and what looks to be a sandwich wrapped in tin foil.

She holds them out as an offering to Lena with a bright, goofy smile. Hesitantly, Lena accepts the wet wipes but eyes the sandwich wearily. The mime seems confused at this, but then lights up as if realizing something great and once again fumbles around her backpack before pulling out a knife. Lena watches as the fool sits cross-legged on the floor with the sandwich balanced on her lap and carefully unwraps the foil to reveal what looks to be a tomato sandwich.

 Slowly, the fool cuts the crust away. 
She dusts her hands dramatically and carefully gathers the crust to discard, then offers the sandwich again. She seems so earnest in this moment that before Lena’s brain can catch up her hands are already reaching out to accept the offering. The mime gives her a smile of pure joy at that, and Lena is pleasantly surprised to peek in and see it is in fact a tomato sandwich prepared just the way she likes it. She’s not sure if she should feel flattered or terrified.

For the bad days.

it’s a boy!

pick a blossom and hold it to your breast (honey, you know that’s my love bursting loud from inside)

you and me

Grazing Among the Lilies

parent teacher association

Growing comfortable

Mother Knows Best

Wait, You Are Not Together?

it’s easy (when i’m with you)

This and That and All the Rest

Swear Jar

the idea of you

List of Supercorp related fake dating AUs (click on the titles to get to the fanfics)

Requested by @youreremarkable

The return of the damned - orangefish19

Disconnect / Reconnect - Turtlelady9 (also fake marriage au)

Learning to love - canadiancop (also movie star au)

The perfect alibi - whats-the-difference (texadian)

In the sun - isawet

Behind the eyes - prettyaveragewhiteshark (also fake marriage au)

Need that picture of you - orangefish19

Half melted m&m’s - bs13 (’The Proposal’ AU)

Sober Heart - melackerman  (also royalty au)

Let me hold you (and I’ll never let go) - commanderofcandles

The roles we play - ForeverInsomniac

Begin Again - coldcoffeebabe  (also coffee shop and college au)

I won’t say I’m in love - KittyKarnstein96 (also hogwarts au)

The Proposal - Alexdanverswrites  (’The Proposal’ au)

Fake dating agency - SilentRain91 (no powers au)

Fool’s gold - colororange

Home for the holidays - orphan__account

One for the road - CosimaHellahaus

Call on me, darling - echo__wolf (’The Proposal’ au)

Scared and blind - anotherwanderer10

Not exactly dating - captain_golden

Oblivious - BiJane

I’m not sure if fake dating counts as AU but I’m gonna go with it - message me if you liked any of the fics in particular!

alright, in no particular order:

Made of Stars (ok i lied this is #1 always and forever)

my youth is yours

Supergirl in Training

a world full of light, & you (always you)

parent teacher association

the idea of you

Whispers

Can You See Them?

real or not real

12″ by 8″

Things a Luthor Does Not Do

Say Something

danishes and other sweet treats

Sign Of The Times

This and That and All the Rest

And They Were Roommates

watching stars without you

we are what we pretend to be 

Broken, in pieces, I’ll put you back together

pick a blossom and hold it to your breast (honey, you know that’s my love bursting loud from inside)

it’s easy (when i’m with you)

Swear Jar

real

Write On Me

sun’s first light

The yellow door

summer fling don’t mean a thing (but oh, those summer nights)

Red Earth & Pouring Rain

there’s a moon in the sky (she calls me)

yea sure thing, pal!

Harboring Hope - this one is complete but there’s a sequel

i’ll crawl home to her. - wip

mother where art thou - wip

only, simply, absolutely just - complete