me trying to get my life together

cheat on her

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

This made me laugh 😐

Me af

Stop exposing us 😭😭😭😭

😋😜

Disrespectful

Woooowwwww

Y'all childish

LOOOOOOOL

LMFAOOOOOO

I hate this whole post. I can’t stand y'all 😂😭😭😭

😩😩😂😂😂

Lmao

Somebody get these niggas 😂

where is the lie? 😂😂

That Dragon Tail killed me 😂😂

😭😭😭

OMFG

Damn 😭😭

@fohcunt 😚❤️

What if you got paid everytime a white porn blog followed you