Crack Treated Seriously, absolute morons in love, Missing Clark Kent, Metropolis (DCU), Wayne Manor, Pining, Fluff and Angst, Transformation, Botany, First Kiss, Background Case, Mutual Pining, worried justice league, Flashbacks, Workplace Relationship, prolonged worm pining, protective Bats, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Clark Kent Needs a Hug, Knitting, Fortress of Solitude (DCU), take your Kryptonian to work day, Interrupted Love Confessions, Gift Giving, sexy beards, Worried Bruce Wayne, Alien Biology, Loss, Gardens & Gardening, Implied/Referenced Sex, Magic, Intervention, hope you saved room for pining, Batcave (DCU), Showers, Swimming Pools, Pool & Billiards
If is a small conjunction Bruce has puzzled over for quite some time. If you were into men, if I was better at relationships, if we didnโt work together, if you didnโt hold a torch for Lois, if I could quit Selina. The list was long, but had never included if you were here. Clark was always there. Heโd outlive everything but the sun. Bruce had all the time in the world to consider ifs, until he didnโt. Meanwhile in Metropolis, Clark finds himself underground, dirt as far as the eye can see. His day could be going better it could also get worse.
Clark went to the farmers market on a rainy Sunday afternoon, thatโs the last time anyone has seen him by Batmanโs account. Itโs a love story. Itโs a detective story.
