superbad.

I will beat up Troy's mom if needed

do it, coward

Ricky is a big foot pervert

big sweaty foot pervert

I’ve done weirder for guys who weren’t worth it.

priscilla makes me so proud every day of my life, btw. just so we're clear.

You're my inspiration 🖤

pls don't make me cry

Love Island is gonna make me want a triple kiss.

I can't say anything

I still think someone told mom because she gave me the LOOK when Roxy was staying.

maybe you're TOO OBVIOUS.

I can't say anything

IM JOKING!! WE ALWAYS USE CONDOMS!!! AND HAVE NOT DONE THAT ANYTIME WE WERE AT MOMS HOUSE

I can't say anything

IM ALMOST 20 MOM

I can't say anything

STOP YELLING AT ME MOM

THEN DON'T THINK ABOUT BABIES, SON.

I can't say anything

AND YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T

BECAUSE IVE DONE NOTHING OTHER THAN HOLD HANDS

THAT'S NOT IT AND YOU KNOW IT.

I can't say anything

AND YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T

guys i'm feeling mushy and horny, so what's the hottest thing that someone has ever done/said for/to you? what's really had you sit there for a second like well goddamn GODDAMN?