A Humble Side Blog

Last night, I was offered a blowjob from a really dripped out masked person in exchange for promoting some band. Obviously, I refused because that is some wicked shit. And if you like wicked shit, I recommend The Band Ghost, who just released the new album 'Skeletá.'

I only listen to bands that touch each other inappropriately live on stage

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

“Use your words, darling” as you strain against your binds and scream deeply against your gag

I don't wanna jerk offfff I wanna be touched by a beautiful man who calls me good boyyyy

Water ghouls blowing smoke through their gills when they smoke or vape. Lake intentionally waiting until he's next to someone else and making them walk through a cloud of double apple.

Phantom is so chronically online sometimes he just talks in brainrot and internet slang. Dew has no idea what he's talking about and it genuinely pisses him off, Rain understands but prefers to laugh from the sidelines than engage.

we should be watching horror movies with your dick inside me