SPACE GANDALF

it’s always sunny in philadelphia but they talk like they’re in hannibal

Denim chicken? and if you are wrong, charlie?

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?

Nobody says it but we all know what this is about.

This picture is weirdly genius.

the biggest plot hole in the eurovision film is that it's set in edinburgh, and for that to have happened the uk must have won the year before, which is, how shall i put it, fucking impossible

the secret history is fight club for pretentious english majors

people who read the secret history and want to throw a bacchanal are cut from the same cloth as people who read fight club and want to start a fucking fight club and that’s on misunderstood satire

Imagine if the secret history took place in current times like bunny would google translate all his greek homework and henry’s search history would be like “how to poison people” “how to poison people with mushrooms” “how to summon Diyonisius” “how to get blood out of bed sheets”

Donna Tartt be like. I will include entire sentences in foreign languages. I will absolutely not translate them under any circumstances. What? You're not omnilingual? You're a little American bitch? Fuck you.