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Superhero interpreter

@super-hero-interpreter

20 posts

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 5

Hello civilians of the interpreverse!

I guess I am here now, as someone must protect this town from that guy. I am hoping for this job to be a quick one, as I would like to go back to retirement. Alas, when duty calls one must answer to protect the innocent, no matter how tired they are.

I am a hero, and that is the only title with which you may refer to me, it/they pronouns if you must use any. I have many unbelievable abilities, however I will not be disclosing them lest a villain takes advantage of that information.

My base of operations is hidden and impenetrable, secured against all sorts of powers and devices, so I'd advice for everyone, stalker or foe, to not attempt to enter it without invitation, be it to plant cameras or traps. Be aware that I have been briefed on some of the "shenanigans" regarding some individuals on this locations and am more than prepared to deal with them, even if they're not the reason for my temporary stay here.

#misinterpreverse

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super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!

super-hero-interpreter

You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?

evil-faith-misinterpreter

UHH...

[[He points behind the hero.]]

LOOK OVER THERE!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?

*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*

Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

AWW, COME ON!! I WORKED ON THAT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!! AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I've had to work for days to set up here just to deal with your attempts at villainy when I could be relaxing at the beach. Well, I am not particularly fond of the sea, but you know what I mean.

*Finishes pushing the machine, which of course won't survive a fall that big*

I'll send some people to clean that up, I don't want your machines disrupting the ecosystem.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

PFFT, WHAT ECOSYSTEM? THE NOISES AROUND HERE ARE SO DREADFUL IF ANYTHING'S STILL ALIVE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A MIRACLE...

super-hero-interpreter

Yes, nice story, have a good evening. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have plans that involve not seeing you for the rest of the week.

*Hero just leaves through the door*

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!

super-hero-interpreter

You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?

evil-faith-misinterpreter

UHH...

[[He points behind the hero.]]

LOOK OVER THERE!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?

*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*

Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

AWW, COME ON!! I WORKED ON THAT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!! AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I've had to work for days to set up here just to deal with your attempts at villainy when I could be relaxing at the beach. Well, I am not particularly fond of the sea, but you know what I mean.

*Finishes pushing the machine, which of course won't survive a fall that big*

I'll send some people to clean that up, I don't want your machines disrupting the ecosystem.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!

super-hero-interpreter

You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?

evil-faith-misinterpreter

UHH...

[[He points behind the hero.]]

LOOK OVER THERE!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?

*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*

Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!

super-hero-interpreter

You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?

evil-faith-misinterpreter

UHH...

[[He points behind the hero.]]

LOOK OVER THERE!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?

*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*

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super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!

super-hero-interpreter

You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GET AWAY FROM THAT!!

[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]

super-hero-interpreter

*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!

super-hero-interpreter

*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*

Good luck with that, mr Evil.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!

W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!

super-hero-interpreter

You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!

[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]

BAM! HAHAHA!!

[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]

UH.

[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]

super-hero-interpreter

It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?

Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.

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Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!

AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!

[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]

super-hero-interpreter

Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.

*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*

@super-hero-interpreter

AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.

super-hero-interpreter

Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

ALRIGHT! TIME TO UNVEIL MY LATEST SCHEME!

BEHOLD: MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER!! I'M GOING TO USE THIS NIFTY CONTRAPTION TO STEAL THE RAINBOWS (AND OTHER PRIDEFUL COLOURS) FROM THE INTERPRETERVERSE, THEN THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BOW DOWN TO ME, OR NEVER BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE PRIDE MONTH AGAIN!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you perhaps have a better plan? I'd rather not have to move to stop such a pathetic attempt.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

WHAT? EVERYONE KNOWS INTERPRETERS ARE GAY AS HELL. THERE'S NO WAY THIS DOESN'T WORK!

super-hero-interpreter

And you genuinely believe they'll "bow down" to you when you steal colors?

Nevermind, do not answer my question, I will swiftly dispose of your machine before you cause any problems.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 6

evil-faith-misinterpreter

ALRIGHT! TIME TO UNVEIL MY LATEST SCHEME!

BEHOLD: MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER!! I'M GOING TO USE THIS NIFTY CONTRAPTION TO STEAL THE RAINBOWS (AND OTHER PRIDEFUL COLOURS) FROM THE INTERPRETERVERSE, THEN THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BOW DOWN TO ME, OR NEVER BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE PRIDE MONTH AGAIN!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

super-hero-interpreter

Do you perhaps have a better plan? I'd rather not have to move to stop such a pathetic attempt.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 5

Why must I be the one deployed to this location? I just desire to rest, is that so wrong?

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Jun 5

evil-faith-misinterpreter

Sigh, I fear it won't be as easy as to ask that you surrender yourself to the pertinent authorities, correct? I would rather not have to fight you, it gets tiring real quick.

@super-hero-interpreter

SHUT UP, FOOL!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A WORTHY RIVAL FOR FAR TOO LONG TO LET IT SLIP BY ME JUST LIKE THAT!!! I'M BUILDING MACHINES AS I TYPE THIS!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I beg of you, I legally can't intercept your plans until you do something, simply stop the villainy and let me go home.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GOOD TO KNOW, GOOD TO KNOW! AND I'LL NEVER STOP MY VILLAINY!!

super-hero-interpreter

Why must you villains always make it difficult for me? I'm going to come out on top of this battle, simply avoid the trouble and stop your evildoing.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

SURE YOU WILL! I'M MORE DETERMINED THAN YOU COULD EVER BE!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I was not sent here for my looks either, the battle will be unilateral and swift, unlike your prolonged prison time after it.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

...WOW, YOU'RE DULL. COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE FUN? -WHATEVER! AT LEAST I HAVE A RIVAL NOW!

super-hero-interpreter

I apologize, all the fun heroes were busy with more imminent threats.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

WHATEVER!! I DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE, DO I!? MY LATEST CREATION IS SOON TO BE READY, AND THIS ONE'S SURE TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!!

super-hero-interpreter

I'm glad to hear that, it means I won't be here for long. Until your inevitable defeat Evil, I wish you luck in treating the injuries I will surely cause you.

super-hero-interpreter

Jun 5

evil-faith-misinterpreter

Sigh, I fear it won't be as easy as to ask that you surrender yourself to the pertinent authorities, correct? I would rather not have to fight you, it gets tiring real quick.

@super-hero-interpreter

SHUT UP, FOOL!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A WORTHY RIVAL FOR FAR TOO LONG TO LET IT SLIP BY ME JUST LIKE THAT!!! I'M BUILDING MACHINES AS I TYPE THIS!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I beg of you, I legally can't intercept your plans until you do something, simply stop the villainy and let me go home.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

GOOD TO KNOW, GOOD TO KNOW! AND I'LL NEVER STOP MY VILLAINY!!

super-hero-interpreter

Why must you villains always make it difficult for me? I'm going to come out on top of this battle, simply avoid the trouble and stop your evildoing.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

SURE YOU WILL! I'M MORE DETERMINED THAN YOU COULD EVER BE!!!

super-hero-interpreter

I was not sent here for my looks either, the battle will be unilateral and swift, unlike your prolonged prison time after it.

evil-faith-misinterpreter

...WOW, YOU'RE DULL. COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE FUN? -WHATEVER! AT LEAST I HAVE A RIVAL NOW!

super-hero-interpreter

I apologize, all the fun heroes were busy with more imminent threats.

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