✭ A N N A ✭

Person B:

Person B: Stray Kids

My brain: sure

*five minutes later*

My brain: what if bang chan used to be in a ninja gang before he became the leader of stray kids

Me: why would he-

My brain: just think about it, he’s always talking about “his ninjas” in 3racha songs

Me: maybe he just likes ninj-

My brain: and he can do a backflip

Chan: so if you have 27 apples-

Felix: why do I have so many apples?

Hyunjin: yea last time I checked you need money to buy apples

Jeongin: Felix has money?

Chan: it’s just part of the question. Anyways, and if you give 10 to a friend-

Seungmin: why would I give so many apples to a friend?

Changbin: yea I spent good money on those apples

Chan: it’s just- whatever *goes back to lesson* what do you have left?

Minho: a very well planned out murder

Jisung: why couldn’t they just buy their own apples?

Felix: yea I didn’t spend money just so you can take what I bought

Seungmin: why does Felix have so many apples though?

Felix: I’m an impulsive buyer

Jeongin: I thought you were Australian

Chan: Jesus fucking chri-

Minho: just throw the apples at their head instead

Jisung: how you like them apples? *shitty pun*

Changbin: never do that again

Jisung: shut up you short ass bi-

Felix: yeo don’t call him that

Jisung: I speak the truth

Felix: I mean, yea, but still

Woojin: *walks in* how’s the math going?

Hyunjin: Felix bought 27 apples

Woojin: *points at Felix* what the hell did I tell you last time? The grocery store probably thinks we’re insane

Hyunjin: I don’t blame them

Minho: especially with Felix being a headass

Jeongin: isn’t Felix Australian?

“shut up”

 rolled her eyes hella hard

 reached into the car, pulled out a sharpie, and pranced over to the group of fans that was waiting on her????????????????

UNITED WAS REMINISCE AND STAN