SOL INVICTUS

Sarai will try to tell me gamer words and I will do my very best not to black out because I have no idea what she's saying.

The only thing on my mind is Body by Megan Thee Stallion.

Remembering that I still have this app downloaded because I never remember to delete it and always get disturbed whenever someone messages me.

Really had to look and see if I had a tattoo or not because I just didn't remember.

@sillkspectre Should I listen to him just because he had a degree or is he just making this shit up?

My therapist will be like "You can't solve everything by trying to fight everyone you don't like" and I will stare at him in silence for a couple of minutes before going "Interesting thought..." and he just sighs.

My haters are lucky that I have been learning to resolve my anger issues and rapid-fire need to immediately resort to violence when slighted... Growth is so painful sometimes.

Haters will see you flying and say you couldn't afford your car payments and insurance this month.

I really should not be legally allowed to drive, the DMV really has no standards.

My mom will be like "Mickey when was the last time you got your oil changed?" and I will be like "My car has oil? I thought it moved on gas..." and she will immediately start praying for me over the FaceTime call.

My secret requirement for dating is knowing about cars because if any of those little icons start lighting up on my dashboard, I'm going to assume the car is going to explode.

I wish I could say me not having a dad is why I don't know what the hell is wrong with my car ever, but my mom knows about cars so it's just because I'm useless.

I will say that I think it's funny that my mom doesn't like my boyfriend and it shows because she gave me soup and just gave him saltines to eat.