Everything? Is That An Answer? Yeah, Everything.

Welcome!

This is my first writing blog, so it might be kinda messy lol.

I write for:

The Midnight Gospel

Adventure Time

Gravity Falls

Steven Universe(only up to the movie)

Bee & Puppycat + Lazy in Space

Infinity Train (Books 1-3)

Disenchantment

Arcane

Fionna and Cake

Archer (FX)

Into/Across the Spiderverse

What I Write/Rules:

Mostly SFW and some NSFW

***MINORS PLEASE DNI WITH MY NSFW CONTENT, ANY THAT DO WILL BE BLOCKED***

I will not write nsfw for characters who are minors unless there is a canonical adult version of them.

-Ex. I will write smut for adult Finn/Farmworld Finn from Fionna and Cake, but not Adventure Time Finn as he was still a minor

Max of 6 characters per request for headcanons, 1 for imagines

Reader insert only, no ships or OCs (sorry!)

No graphic violence or sensitive topics(r*pe, s*icide, s*lf h*rm, etc.)

Requests are currently open!

Aww thank you! It’s good to be back, I’ve missed having a creative outlet and seeing all the wonderful ideas you guys cook up for me to write about!

Ahhh I love this idea so much!

Winter King x Fire Elemental! Reader

• He’s simultaneously intrigued and concerned by you:

• You’re his universe’s equivalent of Flame Princess, and being the leader of the Fire Kingdom makes you pretty intimidating to someone whose entire city is made of ice.

• When you first meet, things are definitely tense, with Winter King trying to make awkward small talk.

• He offers you a bouquet of flowers made of ice, but when you try and hold them they just melt away in your hands.

• You laugh as he gets all flustered, apologizing for his oversight.

• The two of you are able to bond over the struggles of governing your respective kingdoms, and eventually your friendship blossoms into a romantic relationship.

• For obvious reasons you aren’t able to engage in physical intimacy often, so instead Winter King likes to describe his feelings for you in detail, going on about how beautiful your fiery mane of hair or your gorgeous glowing eyes are.

• Eventually, through some magic/science stuff, he’s able to engineer a flame-resistant pair of gloves that allow him to at least be able to touch you while you’re out and about.

• You’re finally able to hold hands for the first time, and his cheeks flush when you interlock your fingers with his.

• Occasionally he visits you in the fire kingdom, donning a full flame-retardant suit. He’s fascinated by how different everything is, from the scenery to the inhabitants.

• You always run up and hug him tightly, with this being one of the few instances where you actually can, and give him a kiss on the front of his helmet.

• Of course, seeing the Winter King casually strolling through your kingdom is sure to turn some heads, and he gets shot some dirty looks from a fire people.

Finally doing nsfw Prismo headcanons due to VERY popular demand. This turned out more gender-neutral so sorry about that :(

**NSFW AHEAD, MINORS DNI***

Prismo the Wishmaster x Reader NSFW Headcanons

Idk Simon and Cake messing with the babies in that one word made me cry

Let Simon be a grandpa

Awww this is so cute! Thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy!

Platonic!Simon Petrikov x Grandchild!Reader (+Bubbline x Child!Reader)

• When Simon found out Marcy and Bonnie were adopting a human baby, he was absolutely overjoyed.

• He was sadly never able to start a family of his own with Betty, so he never saw having grandchildren as a possibility until now.

• The day you were born, all of their friends and family were gathered in the waiting room. Marceline was especially nervous, she had little to no experience with babies and she worried whether she could be a good mom. Simon squeezed her hand in his, reassuring her that there’s nothing she couldn’t do.

• After what felt like an eternity, a MinervaBot finally brought you out, and everyone’s attention was directed towards you as she handed you over to Bonnie, congratulating them on their new child.

• Simon’s hands shook as Marceline beckoned him to come over and hold you, gently taking you in his arms as if you were made of glass.

• From that day on, Simon made a promise that he would always look out for you, swearing he would never leave like he had to with Marcy.

• As you grew up, Simon was a constant figure in your life.

• He helped you with your homework whenever you were having trouble, although when it comes to math he is equally as clueless.

• If you ever get picked on or bullied at school, him and Marcy are ready to march over there and beat the kid up. Bonnie has to calm them down and convince them that it’s not okay for them to beat up a child (although she certainly wants to as well).

• Simon would love it if you started to show interest in learning about archeology, he’ll teach you everything he knows about ancient artifacts.

• You beg him to take you along on an expedition, and while at first he’s pretty hesitant with how dangerous Ooo can be, Bonnie agrees to accompany both of you to make sure everything goes perfectly.

• Simon tries to tell her she doesn’t need to pack 6 different ray guns, but she won’t hear it.

• If you ever made him a drawing or some sort of craft he will cherish it for the rest of time.

• He has a shelf dedicated to displaying everything you’ve made for him, and he keeps it all in immaculate condition.

• When you enter your teenage years and start to date, Simon is very protective of you.

• Any partner you bring home will be subjected to immense judgement by him, Bonnie and Marcy.

Sure! This is certainly an interesting one, Hunson is a terrifyingly goofy guy and I had a lot of fun writing him!

Hunson Abadeer x Reader Relationship Headcanons

• Imma be real with you chief, he’s not a great romantic partner at first.

• Like at all.

• He’s selfish, entitled, and emotionally stunted in the sense that he literally doesn’t know how to empathize with others. That’s kinda just his nature.

• That’s not to say he’s completely incapable of changing and becoming a better person, just…he’s definitely a fixer upper.

• Doesn’t understand personal boundaries like private property or personal space, like he thinks everything you own is automatically also his and vice versa.

• He steals food (obviously), clothes, he’ll even use your toothbrush. You have to sit him down and explain to him what is and isn’t okay for him to take.

• Extremely touchy and clingy, he almost constantly has his arms around you in some way.

• He has a tendency to say and do things that sound completely insane, but it’s just how he rolls.

• For example, one time he wanted to tell you that you looked good, so he said, “ The way your flesh clings onto your bones is absolutely mesmerizing!”

• Another time he wanted to give you a gift, and he heard that most people like receiving flowers, so he sucked the souls of 100 roses and coughed them up in front of you.

• When things start to get more serious between you, he starts making a bigger effort to learn how to be a good boyfriend.

• He asks Marceline to give him tips on how to be a better partner, and as annoying as she finds him, she’s genuinely shocked and happy that her dad is trying so hard to be a better person.

• Until she catches him watching her and Bonnie sleep trying to study how couples should cuddle.

• After a lot of practice, he finally starts making some progress.

• He puts your needs before his own, takes time to listen to you and remembers what things you like and dislike.

• One fateful day, he takes both of your hands in his, and by his shaking you can tell how nervous he is.

• Through stuttering words Hunson tells you that before he met you, he thought he wasn’t capable of truly loving anyone but his daughter, but being with you has altered his perspective.

• Now he cares more about seeing you happy than himself, and that of all the souls he’s seen, yours is the most kind and gentle one he’s encountered.

• Before you can even process the sincerity of his words, he drops down onto one knee before you, taking out a small box from his pocket and opening it to reveal a black ring adorned with a glittering red gem.

• In his usual manner, he looks up at you smiling and asks, “Y/N, do you…want to do this marriage thing with me?”

Asyrshhfv this is so sad but I love it! I’m trying to get out of my comfort zone with formatting so this will be written like a more traditional imagine instead of my usual bulleted style. Hope you like it!

TW: Mention of death, angst and comfort

Finn Mertens x Reader Jake’s Request

The three of you were walking through a dense forest. Princess Bubblegum had tasked you with hunting down a large beast that had been terrorizing villages around the area, and with Jake sense of smell you were able to follow it’s path through the woods.

Though in the past Jake would become big and simply carry you guys above the brush, using his powers started to take more of a toll on his body as he got older, so now he started limiting large amounts of stretching to combat only.

Finn sighs, “We’ve been walking for a while now. I think we should set up camp for the night and rest up.”

Jake tries to protest, “Nah man I’m good! We gotta follow the trail while it’s still ho-“ He’s cut off by a fit of coughs, concerning you and Finn, who goes over to put a hand on his brother’s back.

Once the coughing subsides, Jakes sighs and admits, “Yeah, you’re right. I could use a break.” He smiles at Finn, trying to reassure him, although Finn is clearly still worried.

You and Finn set up a campfire and a couple logs to sit on while Jake takes a minute to breathe.

“Hey Finn, why don’t you go get some more fire wood while Y/N and I start on dinner?” Jake suggests out of the blue. Finn gives him another worried look, about to protest, but Jake motions for him to go and he relents, leaving the two of you alone by the fire.

Rummaging through Finn’s pack, he hands you a small knife and some veggies in a bag, “Cut these up for me, will ya?” You nod and get to work, sitting in silence for a few minutes.

Jake awkwardly clears his throat, trying to lighten the mood a little, “So uh, how’s living together been for ya?” He asks while he pours some canned soup into the pot.

You look up from your task of peeling potatoes, “O-Oh, it’s been good! To be honest I was a little nervous at first, but now that we’ve decorated and stuff the house really feels like our own, you know?”

Jake laughs, “Yeah I get it. I felt the same way movin’ in with Lady. I really missed the treehouse for a while but after that it was like I couldn’t imagine livin’ anywhere else.” He reaches into Finn’s bag and adds some spices he brought to the mix, stirring it around with a wooden spoon.

“I’m also glad I don’t have to hear you guys gettin’ it on anymore.” You feel the wind get knocked out of you at his words, gasping for air as Jake laughs at your expense. Warmth spreads across your cheeks as you avoid his gaze.

“You’re really good for him, you know? Like, I’ve seen him date tons of different people, but you’re the only one that he’s ever been like, REALLY happy with. Usually Finn keeps a little distance from people, even from me sometimes, but it seems like he trusts you.” Jakes muses as he brings out a few bowls, pouring some soup in before handing one to you. You thank him and blow on the hot liquid, bringing a spoonful to your lips and savoring the hearty flavor.

As you look up you notice the solemn expression on Jake’s face, stirring his bowl of soup absentmindedly. “What’s wrong?” You ask.

He sighs before he starts to explain, “So…remember when I went to see Doctor Princess a few weeks ago? And I said I was just going cause my stomach hurt?”

You nod, putting down your bowl to listen more intently.

Jake scratches the back of his head as he continues, “Well, it turns out it was a little more serious than that. Like a lot more serious than that. I’m still doing okay for now, but from what she told me, I don’t think I’m gonna get better this time.”

Your eyes widen as you take in what Jake just said to you. Since you were a kid, he had always been a constant in your life, looking out for you and Finn no matter what. You couldn’t imagine life without him, but now you were faced with the very real situation that he wouldn’t be around anymore. “Jake, I…oh my Glob.” You struggle for words as you try to rationalize your scrambled thoughts.

Jake stretches his hand and puts it on your shoulder, “Listen, I know it’s a lot, and I don’t mean to make you sad, but…I wanted to ask you a favor.”

You nod and take his paw, tears pricking at the corner of your eyes, “Anything.”

Jake continues, “When I’m gone…promise to look after Finn for me, okay? I love him, but…he can be real stubborn n’ stupid. Whatever happens, make sure he doesn’t end up beating himself up.” His voice wavers a bit towards the end, and it’s clear just how much he cares for his brother.

You smile at him sadly, simply replying with, “Of course.”

Jake smiles back, “Thanks kiddo. There isn’t anyone I’d rather ask.” He balls up his fist, and you bump it with your own. In a sudden motion, you jump up from your seat, running over and hugging him tightly.

Jake flinches in surprise, but after a second closes his eyes and hugs you back. In this moment, he feels peace in knowing that you and Finn have each other, and that even when he’s gone, you both will be okay.

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I don’t Wanna seem rude or anything, but as a Tumblr Lurker I’ve noticed you haven’t posted in a bit. Are you trying to work through a request load, or waiting for one?

Aw thanks for the concern, I’m good! I’ve just been caught up with college, but now that the semester is over I’ll be back to doing some writing!

I certainly have no shortage of requests, I appreciate how many people like my work but with my sporadic writing style I don’t know if I’ll ever get be able to through them all 😅. I’ll still try my best!

Hnnggggghh I’ve been waiting for this, I’ve gotten so many asks so I wanted to make sure it was as high quality as I could make it! Also if anyone was wondering what I do when I get multiple requests of the same thing, I’ll respond to one and to everyone else I’ll send a private reply to each one with a link to the fic. Hope you enjoy!

*NSFW AHEAD, MINORS PLEASE DNI*

Poly! Ooo Finn x Reader x Farmworld Finn NSFW Headcanons

Art by Neon Ross on Youtube

I also like this idea, this turned into a less reader focused thing but I hope you still like it!

Farmworld Finn x Reader Adjusting to Modern Life

• I dont see Finn as being one to care for the hustle and bustle of the city, so you, Fionna, Gary and Marshall help set them up in a suburban home on the outskirts of town where it’s a bit more quiet

• There’s A LOT to catch them up on, so it’s best to take it slow and explain things as they come along.

• When you decide to get him a cellphone, he is utterly clueless. Eventually he learns how to text and he sends them as if they’re formal letters, signing his name under each text.

• Spent about 10 minutes on the Internet and that was enough for him to ban it from his house forever.

• Finn eventually finds work building sheds and fixing roofs for people in the neighborhood, though it takes a little while for him to get used to using power tools. He’s glad though because they make the process much faster.

• Trans Jay headcanon here, but he is absolutely thrilled to be able to get gender-affirming care, something he never even dreamed of being real back in his universe.

• All the kids are enrolling in school for the first time, and while at first they hate being away from their dad for so long, they start to make friends of their own and become engaged in learning all these new things. It makes Finn a little sad to not have his babies with him all the time, but he’s glad to see them grow as individuals and interact with kids their age.

• Marshall takes Little Destiny under his wing and becomes like an older brother to her, which she desperately needs familial connections in her life after her biological family rejected her.

• The kids are definitely happy to not have to eat the same soup everyday, they want to try tons of different foods (if you introduce them to candy they will go crazy for it so make sure to work with Finn to limit their sugar intake)

• Finn isn’t interested in learning to drive at first, cars just seemed too complicated to him, but after a few weeks of walking all the way to the school to pick up his kids the teachers beg him to get faster transportation.

• Eventually he takes some classes and gets his license. He drives a pickup truck that always has tools and things in the back.

I’d love to! Also I went with he/they pronouns for Scarab, idk why it just fit to me. Enjoy!

The Scarab x Reader Relationship Headcanons

• Hard on the outside, harder on the inside

• It takes a lot to break through their walls, as before you they’ve never been in a relationship, way too caught up with their job to think about romance.

• Once you do however, they are a very passionate if a little confused lover

• He has really bad anxiety so whenever you go on a date, he will spend hours before hand deciding what to wear and practicing pick up lines in the mirror.

• He can’t exactly kiss you in his true form, as his sharp teeth and mandibles will definitely get in the way, so he turns human to be able to kiss you and go out in public if your universe doesn’t have magic.

• You’re the only one that he doesn’t mind calling him “Scrabby”, he thinks it sounds much cuter when you say it

• They are a lot less (s)crabby at work now that they’re in a relationship, which is a relief to Orbo, Prismo all the other cosmic deities, who are genuinely glad that Scarab is so happy now.

• He doesn’t really live anywhere, as he usually just went from job to job without any breaks, so if you ask him to move in with you he will be very grateful to have a place to rest.

• Rarely sleeps, but when he does he buries himself in a blanket cocoon and makes a soft clicking sound like a cicada

• Loves shopping with you, although he doesn’t get paid for his work as he was just kinda…created to do it? If that makes sense? His favorite are clothes stores, he thinks human fashion is fascinating.

• They also don’t need to eat, so needless to say they are very bad at cooking. They will happily try any of your cooking though, turns out they have a huge sweet tooth so they also love baked goods.

• Hates visiting Fionna and Cake’s universe, he’s still salty about everything that happened but if you insist he will begrudgingly take you there. (You even manage to make him apologize to everyone for almost destroying their universe)

• Oh my god please introduce them to Dungeons and Dragons, they love to make OCs and will spend hours talking to you about each one’s tragic backstory and all their cool powers and weapons.

(And either fem or gn pronouns for the reader pls)

Absolutely! This is set either before Simon finds the crown or in an AU where he never finds it. Enjoy!

***CONTAINS NSFW, MINORS PLEASE DNI***

Simon Petrikov x Reader x Betty Grof Relationship Headcanons

SFW

• They’re both such dorks lmao

• Betty has actually been in a poly relationship before(she’s queer af), but this is entirely new territory for Simon so she helps to explain the basic concepts and how to communicate with your partners etc.

• One more partner means another person to join them on expeditions! There’s nothing like exploring nature and sleeping under the stars with the two people you love the most.

• Simon gets up really early while Betty stays up late, so it’s not uncommon to go to sleep with Simon and wake up with Betty there suddenly.

• Betty is much more bold when it comes to PDA, not overly so but she’ll often hold your hands or put her head on your shoulder on the bus. Simon gets really flustered with PDA but he won’t object if you or Betty initiates.

• Both of them love to read so there will be regular trips to the library, Simon is also a great storyteller and he will often read to you both

• You guys have a small plot in the community garden where Betty grows different vegetables and fruits, so you always have fresh produce. If there’s anything specific you want to grow she’ll be happy to help!

• Simon gets a job teaching anthropology at a local university, so you and Betty will come and bring him his lunch whenever he forgets it(which is a lot).

• All of his students think you three are adorable together, much to Simon’s embarrassment.

• Although she may not look like it, Betty loves sports and will invite you guys to do things like play tennis at the park.

• Simon is a bit older than you two so when it comes to physical activities he gets tired easier, he’ll try to participate for a little while and but eventually he’ll get worn out, opting to watch you guys play from the sideline instead.

• Betty really wants to get a pet but Simon is allergic to a lot of domestic animals. One day you bring home a stray cat and Simon can’t say no when both of you beg him to keep it, so he relents and starts taking allergy medication. Eventually he grows to love the cat as much as you guys do.

Thank you all so much for 600+ followers! I appreciate each and every one of you who enjoy my work, and everyone who submitted requests for fueling my creative process with great ideas!

In order to get more of my requests done, I might need to close them sometime in the near future but for now they will remain open. I will also be working on creating a Masterlist so my blog is a bit easier to navigate lmao. Thank you all again and see you soon!