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hayden immediately groans and rolls his eyes openly. "god she is so annoying, all she writes about is the guy that broke up with her that week."

and ilya doesn't know much about her, sure he's heard the singles. he's danced to blank space in the club and has drunkly sang love story with cliff at karaoke one time. but he loves pissing off hayden so immediately says, "oh, wow pike. i did not know you were so... what is woman hater word?" "misogynistic" shane provides next to him. "yes, thank you moya lyubov; misogynistic. boys write about break ups too, yes?"

hayden is pissed at the insinuation [and at shane for helping him] and to further press his buttons, ilya goes to the living room so he can dance with the girls.

this becomes a thing, swiftie dance parties with uncle ilya, and as he keeps listening he starts kinda digging the music. he stumbles upon marjorie one day and cries so hard he almost throws up, and suddenly he's buying pit tickets to the eras tour for him, shane, and the girls off of stub hub.