I put a spell on you

You can thank me later.

Or it can be better. Like you said, it depends on what I think is my reality. And what I think is what I said, that it isn’t that bad. Wait, are you trying to find out my weaknesses?

Hope your reality stays positive then. Not particularly, but it's good info to have on someone, just in case.

That’s… close enough to what the quote actually is, and it fits me pretty well I think. Reality isn’t that bad, but fantasy is just something else. Hard to describe, really. That’s interesting. The most jumping I’ve done is when trying to jump rope and I’m terrible at that.

Depends what you think is your reality - it can be worse than anything you imagine for your stories. I hate jump rope, so much bouncing for no good reason. Being terrible at it barely counts as a weakness.

Mostly fantasy. At the same time, anything that’s fiction usually is able to draw my curiosity to it. Wait, are you saying you’ve never jumped before?

I live in a world of fantasy. I do what I want, I want what I see, so keep your reality away from me. No jumping, diving, plunging, freefalling...my feet usually stay on the ground pretty well.

Sorry for what? You have nothing to be sorry for.

Yes I do. I should be better at seeing - knowing - what's what and what's not.

Well I’m not gonna hurt you. Ever.

I'm sorry. 

It’s actually not as bad as it sounds.

Whatever floats your boat. Don't get eaten by sharks.

Because that would be weird. You're not a weirdo are you old man?

What? You should know I’d never hurt you.

I used to know a lot of things. They don't fit so right in to what I know now. Even if I only know what happened in my own head.

Who said you had to start without me?