Call Me By Your Mom

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

the possibility of clace & sizzy having a double wedding is so funny to me because how would that even work. like you all need suggenes and you do not have that many close friends 😭 it can't all be Alec

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it

You know, I was really doubting the "MsKingBean89 is Taylor Swift" theory, but she just announced TTPD + Bonus Track "The Black Dog" and I'm slightly losing my mind.

james and sirius entering 'Padfoot' into dog agility competitions

ibuprofen save me... save me ibuprofen ...

I’m not entirely sure what rizz is, but I do know Matthew Fairchild has it