you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

i dont thinkg i will be able to sacrifice my yaoi time for my career bro

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile