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People who haven't played Beyond the Bet (yet): that's my babygirl househusband who cooks for me while I'm at work 🥰

Bruce to Dick: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Jason: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Damian: Damn, my kid

Bruce to Duke: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Cass: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Tim: Da-

Dick, walking into the kitchen and grabbing stuff for cereal:

Jason, sitting at the kitchen island eating: *notices what Dick's doing, looking at the dish he grabbed*

Jason: What are you doing?

Dick: Serving myself cereal?

Jason: In a fucking plate??

Dick, confused: It's a bowl?

Jason: No tf it's not, that's a plate.

Dick: But- *holds the dish up to Jason* -tall sides. Holds liquid. Bowl.

Tim, has been sitting next to Jason the entire time: No it's not. Bowls are concave, that's not concave enough or deep enough to be a bowl.

Jason, nodding: Yeah, it has to be rounder. Half a ball. Spherical.

Dick: Literally no? It holds the milk and cereal. It's a bowl.

Jason: But it's not bowl enough. Bowls are smaller at the bottom so when there's a little you can still scoop.

Tim: Yeah, and you can't with that. You'll get to the point where the spoon is more bowl than the bowl and you won't be able to get it without tilting.

Dick, annoyed now: More bowl than the bowl? Tim how long since you slept?

Tim: Irrelevant, yk what I meant.

"Ah tunnels they remind me of the catacombs in Paris."

"Oh catacombs how interesting! Is there a specific area for them in your world?"

"Nah man they're all beneath the entire city streets."

"........What-"

Or shit like-

"Ya know there's certain areas in America that people avoid."

"Oh? Are they dangerous?"

"Well if by dangerous meaning people just up and disappear into the void because of local legends of creatures and spirits attacking them then yeah."

"Prefect. Prefect where the FUCK do you live?"

But also I MISSED MAMMON SO MUCH

I have been having the time of my lives with these clothes and giving them fits even if they’re buns!!

Yap sesh under the cut

Riddle shares his need for rules (a way to make things to make sense) from Alice, and is overall quite philosophical (if not downright snarky in ocassions)

Leona doesn't bother with anything, a fucked up way to look into the "hakuna matata" mentality that Timon and Pumbaa have preached to Simba. Along with that, both Leona and Simba feel responsible for constantly looking at their past mistakes, feeling as if their Kingdoms would be better off without them before learning from it.

Azul values his contracts, outright overblotting because of Leona destroying them like how Triton destroyed Ariel's collection. Him trying to erase his past as just some chubby octopus can be seen in the same light as how Ariel wanted to remove what makes her a mermaid to fit into the human world.

Jamil has traits from BOTH Genie and Aladdin (even Jasmine, to an extent), wanting to be free but not afraid of doing dirty tricks to get his way for once.

Vil ironically is just as fair as Snow White, not just in the sense of beauty. Vil wanted people to treat him as a normal kid behind the villain typcast and always makes sure his students look their best, much like how Snow White didn't take advantage of her status as princess while living with the dwarfs, even helping them with chores and wanting them to wash up before dinner.

Idia wanted to be a hero, to prove himself much like Hercules, yet their first attempts to do so lead to disaster. But unlike Herc, Idia didn't get much of a proper help, especially not after Ortho's death. They're both capable of doing great things, but still got an awkward streak that stemmed from their insecurities.