Chocolat Queen

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Hawks [typing away]: Updating my will.

Tokoyami [startled]: Your will?

Hawks [popping the p]: Yup.

Tokoyami [.....]: Why?

Hawks [shrugging]: No reason. Just felt like it was the time.

Tokoyami [drawing closer]: Keigo-senpai...you aren't planning on dying any time soon, right?

Hawks [finally looking up due to the shift in Tokoyami's voice]: What, of course not! You worry too much kiddo.

Tokoyami [shoulders slightly untensing]: You're one to talk. You're literally updating your will.

Hawks [shaking his head with a tiny grin]: It's just a routine thing Fumikage. Nothing more. Here, look--- *points at the screen*

Tokoyami [squints at the tiny text]: What is it?

Hawks: I left you all my assets.

Tokoyami [startled]: What?!

Hawks [patting him on the back enthusiastically]: I've never really had a family to leave anything to before you.

Tokoyami:.......

Tokoyami: Oh

Hawks [realizing what he's just said]: That's not-- I didn't mean...

Hawks: Look Fumikage I---

Tokoyami [shaking his head and feeling just a little bit too emotional]: You're my family too!

Hawks:......

Hawks: Oh

Hawks [scratching his jaw]: That's.... that's nice.

Tokoyami: It is.

Hawks [fidgeting]: Um......

Tokoyami: That does not mean you can die on me though.

Hawks: *a startled laughter*

Hawks [with the fondest smile on his face]: Course not. Can't leave my little brother alone in this scary scary world just yet can I.

Kazuha: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.

Kazuha: [BLASTS the Saxophone]

Aether: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Childe: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Zhongli: A realist sees a freight train.

Kaeya, joking: Childe's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for his kid delivery once they best his minions.

Childe: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.

Childe: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!

Childe: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.

Aether: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-

Childe: YEAH, AETHER. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH AETHER. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.

Childe: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.

Kaeya: *Cracking up*

Childe: YEAH, AETHER. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'

Childe: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.

Aether:

Kaeya: Okaaay-

Aether: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...

Kaeya: Maybe fire? Fire type?

Aether: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?

Childe: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Kaeya I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.

Childe: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-

Aether: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!

Childe: *Looks over at Yanfei*

Yanfei: *Mouths "not guilty"*

Childe: Hot milky

Childe: What do you mean?

Paimon: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Childe: …No?

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