"Feel the wrath of the Tiger."

"Geeze Quan, how could you and impersonate Dad like that? Really unbecoming of the Lord of Wu…”

"You mean to tell me you didn't learn from the first time you tried to pull that lie with me, Ce?"

"I’ll be sure to spread the word throughout all of Wu… no… throughout all of China! I’ll send messengers to all the warlords, if you so desire… unless you think that it should be kept to just the people of Wu that we have such a prodigal child such as Sun Quan. I’ll ready the drinks, and have a grand meal prepared for this evening.”

"No--I wasn't thinking big enough, this is why I appreciate having you around. You're completely right." Smiles, giving a short nod. "Everyone should know of his achievements, this is a monumental moment that should be recorded in all the future history texts. If only our little conqueror could do something as big."

     ”But it wasn’t… me… It was, Ce. I seriously wouldn’t be able to do such a thing, that’s not my forte. Don’t you believe me? Ce is just trying to frame me.”

"Brave and generous? It's alright, I'm not angry in the least. Ce will have his own time to shine. For now, it's all about you, Quan. Maybe we can even get your favorite drink, as long as you don't over-indulge."

"I’m about done with all of you. Especially you, Zhou Yu… AND YOU TOO FATHER.”

"But you'll be there for the celebration, won't you? Quan needs the support of his entire family. Though I do think for this one now, you'll have to start looking up to him from now on."

"For one to be as bold as he and succeed in an act such as that, let alone the deceit needed to make you believe it was Ce instead… that is quite an amazing feat! I agree wholeheartedly. A celebration should be had! Would you like me to spread the word? I can prepare for a celebration tonight."

"I'm happy that you agree, Zhou Yu. Please do spread the word, I'd appreciate it very much. My young cub deserves to feel prideful in his abilities. I want it to be a huge celebration, drinks and all. I don't think that as a father I could ever feel any more pride than I do at this moment."

  “N-No! I would never do such a thing, Father! It was Ce!”

"No Quan, I'm proud of you! Don't ever try to take pity on your older brother and give him credit that isn't rightfully his. You are a courageous man indeed who is capable of tricking this tiger. We're having a celebration for this accomplishment. Take pride."

“What?" Staring in complete confusion, he arched a brow. “Wait— wait wait! Since when?! That’s— ………. Oh, I get it! You’re trying to get me to admit that I was the one who did it. Nice try, old man. You almost got me the— …………………..” Dammit.

".... No, Ce. I'm genuinely proud of Quan. You can try as hard as you'd like to trick me into thinking it was actually you so that you could reap the benefits from it all, but we all know that you aren't clever enough to quite trick your old man yet. Maybe Quan could teach you, sometime?"

"What’s this about hacking, now…?"

"You haven't heard of Quan's newly found bravery? I think everyone should know of it, Zhou Yu. I'm proud of my boy. Following so closely in his fathers footsteps that he would dare hack into my account and even act as his brother in an attempt to trick me. A fine example of his maturity and courage. We should have a celebration." Pauses, cupping his own chin thoughtfully. "To think I almost actually believed it to be Ce."

"I can’t believe you’d think your own flesh and blood capable of such things, Father. Haven’t you ever heard that it’s always the quiet ones that cause the most trouble? It was Quan I swear, he framed me!”

"Well I suppose Quan should be rewarded for his bravery then? Anyone who would deliberately do something so bold deserves to be lauded for their courage."

"DAD NO IT WAS QUAN I SWEAR. WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT TO YOU?”

"Yet it was definitely your face that I saw, how strange. Since when was Quan capable of such things?"

“This is how the Tiger hunts.”

"Are you bored by any chance, Ce?"