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Love how they're absolutely mugging to the camera but it's shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat. Anyway I stole their gender

Guns are sooo cool until you realize their only use sucks and guns aren’t really that cool

what about swords ;-;

Though swords serve the same purpose, they are far cooler because

because???

They just are

I’ve probably watched this 10 times in a row and that whipcrack sends me every time

perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

bro can we compare hand sizes 

now tongues sizes

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

It’s an awesome idea tho

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@kinglesbiancore

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

the only way im getting married

@dragonzzilla Orcs

@cerothenull this is it, the post that started it all

The green and gold one and the blue and gold one and the one with the dragonfly handle! GIMMIE!

I will from now on only be accilepling bladed weapons as wedding items.

@yesyesper

Brb racing Iira to the blacksmith

@sun-burnt-elf / @yesyesper let me know who wins